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My self-summary
Here goes nothin'. I am a manager of a bar/nightclub. I am a very open person, pretty much any question goes. I am crass, but a gentleman at heart. I am very blunt and honest, but I also know when to tone it down. I think physical attraction is as important as communication and chemistry, but also believe that a bad attitude and/or being pretentious can turn a 10 into a 2 in no time. I am NOT looking for a one night stand. *phew* On a lighter note... I hate broccoli but love asparagus. I'm a singer/songwriter and also (attempt) to write screenplays. I have multiple tattoos and piercings. I can't cook, but love to eat. I can fix your car, beat someone up and then tear up watching The Notebook with you. Don't take my kindness for weakness. If you hurt my friends or family, I will hurt you back. I think Unicorns are rad and rainbows suck (not an anti-homosexual remark). I was raised Mormon but have since moved on from that. I love my family (parents are still together, 2 brothers and 2 sisters) and am very close with them. I think "The Family Guy" is better than "The Simpsons". I loved both Star Wars (Original trilogy - yes, I'm a Star Wars nerd) AND The Lord of the Rings (okay, maybe an all around nerd). I love getting a little crazy and definitely know how to have a good time to the point of almost peeing myself from laughing. I can promise you won't regret messaging me or replying to one of mine :) I read actual books and I can do a pretty good Christopher Walken impersonation. There, I think that should suffice for now... Anything else, just ask. Open book.

Preferences in a woman: Has to have a great sense of humor and be able to roll with the punches and give some back. INTELLIGENT. Takes care of themselves. Laid back, but also spontaneous. Likes camping. Not the jealous type (a little jealousy is good, it shows that you are still interested in that person, but not crazy stuff). Is happy getting snazzed up and hitting the town or staying in bed all day and watching a ton of movies. Is family oriented. Is not indecisive. Tattoos (the more the merrier) and piercings are sexy. I don't mind if you're religious just as long as you don't mind that I'm not. Isn't a one upper.
As I said, these are preferences, not deal breakers. :)

I guess it just boils down to me wanting to make someone deliriously happy and feeling the same in return. Such is life.

That'll do...for now...Hope to hear from ya!

P.s. Bonus points if you know what my profile name is from without cheating....
What I’m doing with my life
Been in the food service industry 16+ years and the bar industry 10+ years. Endgame = me owning my own bar and finding someone to share it with :)
I’m really good at
Singing, making people laugh and admitting when I'm wrong...
The first things people usually notice about me
I actually have no tattoos?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, Good Omens, Cats Cradle, Choke, The Curious Incident with the Dog in the Night Time, The Complete Hitchhikers Guide, The Pleasure of My Company, Anne Rice, Dan Brown, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, etc etc etc...

Movies: Ferris Buellers Day Off, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Schindlers List, Dark Knight Trilogy, Prometheus, Looper, The Notebook, Unforgiven, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Sting, Cool Hand Luke, The Shining, Gladiator, Braveheart, Man on Fire, Life as a House, Emperors New Groove (you stole my acorn), anything Guy Ritchie, etc etc etc...

Music: Alice in Chains, Garth Brooks, Iron and Wine, Stephen Bishop, Christopher Cross, Tool, Heart, Brad Paisley, A Perfect Circle, Al Green, The Manhattans, Prince, Ben Folds, Dave Mathews, Brand New, Brett Dennen, Citizen Cope, City and Color, Metallica, Oak Ridge Boys, Coldplay, Fleetwood Mac, Joni Mitchell, Paul Simon, James Taylor, etc etc etc...
The six things I could never do without
Family. Friends. Movies. Music. Beer. Unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being happy and what it's going to take to get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
being really awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Tom Cruise is a really good actor.
You should message me if
You can read and think we'd be a good match!