Here goes nothin'. I am a manager of a bar/nightclub. I am a very
open person, pretty much any question goes. I am crass, but a
gentleman at heart. I am very blunt and honest, but I also know
when to tone it down. I think physical attraction is as important
as communication and chemistry, but also believe that a bad
attitude and/or being pretentious can turn a 10 into a 2 in no
time. I am NOT looking for a one night stand. *phew* On a lighter
note... I hate broccoli but love asparagus. I'm a singer/songwriter
and also (attempt) to write screenplays. I have multiple tattoos
and piercings. I can't cook, but love to eat. I can fix your car,
beat someone up and then tear up watching The Notebook with you.
Don't take my kindness for weakness. If you hurt my friends or
family, I will hurt you back. I think Unicorns are rad and rainbows
suck (not an anti-homosexual remark). I was raised Mormon but have
since moved on from that. I love my family (parents are still
together, 2 brothers and 2 sisters) and am very close with them. I
think "The Family Guy" is better than "The Simpsons". I loved both
Star Wars (Original trilogy - yes, I'm a Star Wars nerd) AND The
Lord of the Rings (okay, maybe an all around nerd). I love getting
a little crazy and definitely know how to have a good time to the
point of almost peeing myself from laughing. I can promise you
won't regret messaging me or replying to one of mine :) I read
actual books and I can do a pretty good Christopher Walken
impersonation. There, I think that should suffice for now...
Anything else, just ask. Open book.
Preferences in a woman: Has to have a great sense of humor and be
able to roll with the punches and give some back. INTELLIGENT.
Takes care of themselves. Laid back, but also spontaneous. Likes
camping. Not the jealous type (a little jealousy is good, it shows
that you are still interested in that person, but not crazy stuff).
Is happy getting snazzed up and hitting the town or staying in bed
all day and watching a ton of movies. Is family oriented. Is not
indecisive. Tattoos (the more the merrier) and piercings are sexy.
I don't mind if you're religious just as long as you don't mind
that I'm not. Isn't a one upper.
As I said, these are preferences, not deal breakers. :)
I guess it just boils down to me wanting to make someone
deliriously happy and feeling the same in return. Such is
That'll do...for now...Hope to hear from ya!
P.s. Bonus points if you know what my profile name is from without
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, Good Omens, Cats Cradle, Choke, The Curious
Incident with the Dog in the Night Time, The Complete Hitchhikers
Guide, The Pleasure of My Company, Anne Rice, Dan Brown, Fight
Club, Lord of the Rings, etc etc etc...
Movies: Ferris Buellers Day Off, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings,
Schindlers List, Dark Knight Trilogy, Prometheus, Looper, The
Notebook, Unforgiven, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Sting,
Cool Hand Luke, The Shining, Gladiator, Braveheart, Man on Fire,
Life as a House, Emperors New Groove (you stole my acorn), anything
Guy Ritchie, etc etc etc...
Music: Alice in Chains, Garth Brooks, Iron and Wine, Stephen
Bishop, Christopher Cross, Tool, Heart, Brad Paisley, A Perfect
Circle, Al Green, The Manhattans, Prince, Ben Folds, Dave Mathews,
Brand New, Brett Dennen, Citizen Cope, City and Color, Metallica,
Oak Ridge Boys, Coldplay, Fleetwood Mac, Joni Mitchell, Paul Simon,
James Taylor, etc etc etc...