Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

In the short time I've lived in New York, I've:

- lived in a garage with five other people

- acquired possibly the coolest / dorkiest job ever

- moved into a slumlord-ruled apartment

- built a chair (that's not useful for sitting)

- built a bookcase out of a ladder

- seen very few of the museums (and been angry at myself about it)

- seen quite a few of the bars (and been not as angry at myself about it)

- gotten a ticket for taking up more than one seat on the subway at 3:30am

...So I'm the type of person that would do all those things.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Daytime: Working for Apple, fixing things.

Nighttime: Daydreaming about writing more.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Sleeping irregular hours, reading/recommending books, obsessing over obscure publications, giving tours of the few Brooklyn neighborhoods I know, listening, talking, running up stairs two at a time.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

That I've shaken your hand like a 83-year-old priest, and that either makes you uncomfortable or strangely intrigued.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. A Decent, Micro Point Pen.

2. Current Reading Material (Book)

3. Current Reading Material (Magazine)

4. Unlined Moleskine Notebooks

5. White Blood Cells

6. Snarky Comments

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Working. It sucks.

But! On a typical Saturday morning, say, at 1am, I'm up and roaming Brooklyn!

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I carry around a toothbrush and toothpaste at all times. And deodorant. My sense of smell hardly works - so I get paranoid. Oh God I'm rambling.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You don't think OKCupid has made me look entirely like a sociopath. And if you don't take my self-deprecating sense of humor seriously.

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