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21 F Hamilton, New Zealand

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well Sup.
I tend to change my self summary a lot. I think, partly because I write it in different stages and then it looks all mumbled up.

I'm sarcastic, weird, idiotic and sometimes a little too cynical.
I'm an INTJ if that counts for anything.
I like to stay inside rather than venture out into the "open world". Although, if we were to, lets say, go hiking or some crazy nature-based adventure, I'm in!.
I am a pretty weird person. I will most likely be saying something completely and utterly different from the conversation at hand if something catches my eye or I get stuck in a train of thought.
I like to read comics. Whether it be online or not.
The Amazing Spiderman kicks everyones asses okay?!
I like to play guitar whether I am mediocre at it or not.
I enjoy to read and write, and am attempting to write a blog.
I would love to one day do stand-up comedy, although I'm not even sure if anyone would get my sense of humour, and I'm pretty sure that I would have to be "slightly" drunk in order to do it.
I also busk a little in Hamilton, so if you see me say hey! and shit.

Also; it is now my year goal to end the stigma on mental illnesses/personality disorders. It is something very close to me and I feel like mental health is a taboo subject that I think needs to be addressed and opened up about a lot more. Ya know?

Meh, I suppose that's about it for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puns, dry-arsed jokes, attempting the "outside world" every now and then and being an idiot I suppose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my siamese twin; Tessa
Okay, that's sort of a lie.
People usually notice me staring at my feet first. I am extremely short and I believe that is probably one of my best features. I took the short stick of the lot. huehue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Virginia Andrews
- Danielle Steel (yes, i know, i'm sorry)
- Patricia Cornwell
- Stephen King

- Labyrinth
- all horrors in general

- The Walking Dead
- game of thrones
- doctor who (fuuuck yes)
- Bobs burgers
- Shameless
- American Horror Story

- Metallica
- Pink Floyd
- Guns N Roses
- Led Zeplin
- The Peirces


- Bioshock Infinite
- Far Cry 3
- I wouldn't mind getting back into World of Warcraft..
- Tekken; I WILL kick your arse
- Mortal Kombat; I WILL kick your arse
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- internet; that is all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling like a villian.... Or ya know, being the social recluse that I am. Usually on Tinychat, like a bawss
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fear of stairs. It's not exactly private. But it's fucked up enough.

Oh, and I don't like wet feet. It disgusts me and makes me want to grind my teeth to the max.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're keen for a talk. If you like to make jokes with me and be able to 'lol' with me.

If you could help me figure out why I'm forever alone.