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21 F Hamilton, New Zealand

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well Sup.
I tend to change my self summary a lot. I think, partly because I write it in different stages and then it looks all mumbled up.

I'm sarcastic, weird, idiotic and sometimes a little too cynical.
I'm an INTJ if that counts for anything.
I like to stay inside rather than venture out into the "open world". Although, if we were to, lets say, go hiking or some crazy nature-based adventure, I'm in!.
I am a pretty weird person. I will most likely be saying something completely and utterly different from the conversation at hand if something catches my eye or I get stuck in a train of thought.
I like to read comics. Whether it be online or not.
The Amazing Spiderman kicks everyones asses okay?!
I like to play guitar whether I am mediocre at it or not.
I enjoy to read and write, and am attempting to write a blog.
I would love to one day do stand-up comedy, although I'm not even sure if anyone would get my sense of humour, and I'm pretty sure that I would have to be "slightly" drunk in order to do it.
I also busk a little in Hamilton, so if you see me say hey! and shit.

Meh, I suppose that's about it for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puns, dry-arsed jokes, attempting the "outside world" every now and then and being an idiot I suppose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my siamese twin; Tessa
Okay, that's sort of a lie.
People usually notice me staring at my feet first. I am extremely short and I believe that is probably one of my best features. I took the short stick of the lot. huehue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Virginia Andrews
- Danielle Steel (yes, i know, i'm sorry)
- Patricia Cornwell
- Stephen King

- Labyrinth
- all horrors in general

- The Walking Dead
- game of thrones
- doctor who (fuuuck yes)

- Metallica
- Pink Floyd
- Guns N Roses
- Led Zeplin

Please get through that whole video, otherwise it may look like I'm into some sort of gang afilliation.

- Fucking Gears of War, cause fuck Call of Duty
- Bioshock Infinite
- Far Cry 3
- I wouldn't mind getting back into World of Warcraft..
- Tekken; I WILL kick your arse
- Mortal Kombat; I WILL kick your arse
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- internet; that is all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling like a villian.... Or ya know, being the social recluse that I am. Usually on Tinychat, like a bawss
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fear of stairs. It's not exactly private. But it's fucked up enough.

Oh, and I don't like wet feet. It disgusts me and makes me want to grind my teeth to the max.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're keen for a talk. If you like to make jokes with me and be able to 'lol' with me.

If you could help me figure out why I'm forever alone.