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ChocThunder26

32 M Freeport, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Whats up fellow OkCupid users? I guess this is the part where I talk about myself. I love to have fun....and I'm willing to do just about anything within the legal limits of the law...maybe bending the law if its fun lol.....but nothing thats gonna get me thrown in jail. I can have fun going out or staying in I'm pretty flexible. I've been told that I'm hilarious and I can't really disagree with that at all ^_^. I'm relaxed most of the time and just fun to be around. I'm a huge fan of gaming (nerdsville I know) but it wont let them prevent me from enjoying other activities....like going outside LOL. Working out is another activity I'm into......I'm just trying to be healthier and enjoy this life for as long as possible. I've recently lost 60lbs and still counting!!! I'm definitely a much more social person than I used to be so shoot me a message...I don't bite...unless you ask me nicely.

Long story short I'm trying to ride this bitch called life till the wheels fall off!!! Who's with me????
What I’m doing with my life
Living alone in my fresh new co op.
Working for the most hated transit company in the Tri-State Area, Improving my health
Reminding everyone that we are LASERS! (kudos if you get the reference)
Just enjoying life overall
I’m really good at
Not Quitting/Never giving up

Helping people with their problems

Applying logic to an illogical situation

Entertaining people

Making people laugh

Being a sarcastic smart ass

I've been told that I'm AMAZING at giving hugs

Making the best out of any situation

Remembering more lyrics to songs than useful information

Baking cookies and not a bad cook either
The first things people usually notice about me
At first its my smile! Everyone loves it and I just keep doing it lol. Then they notice that I'm a pretty chill guy who can get along with just about anyone....barring mass murderers and needy people lol
If I'm wearing a tank top they'll notice my 3 tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll read anything interesting....sci fi, psychology, I especially love books about social interaction...very cool stuff.

Food: I don't mean to be stereotypical but I love chicken LOL. Don't get me wrong I love steak and fish and stuff like that too. I'm an absolute sucker for buffalo chicken...the spicier the better!

We can talk about the rest on our date!
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends are not "things" so they won't be included even though they own the top spot lol. In no particular order:
1. music
2. sunlight
3. vacation
4. fun
5. chocolate
6. Home cooked meals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Are you actually reading this???? If you are....why didn't you send a message??? Isn't that just counterproductive?

- What I need to do to improve myself. I'm trying to be the best ME I can be...if that makes any sense.

- Why do people choose to write a text the length of a novel when you could make a 5 minute phone call and talk?
On a typical Friday night I am
My weekends are EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Typical doesn't fit into my vocabulary...we go big or go home!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No fun if I tell you here....better wait till we are face to face!
Also I haven't seen one episode of Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones :-/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You read this far
As a matter of fact...if you've read this far you should have something more to say in your message than "hi". Please ladies....try a little bit harder 😉
You like Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate (extra points for those who get the movie reference)
You're breath does NOT stink (I'm sorry I had a BAD experience lol)
"Shout out to all the kids buying bottle service with their rent money! Respect!"
Those without a sense of humor please move on to the next guy. Laughter required!!