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Chokladmord

26 Stockholm, Sweden Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Tony.

The question most likely to have popped up in your neocortex by now is probably something along the lines of: "Who are you?" Something that I, to the best of my ability, will try to define below.

About me:
I'm a kind nerd who loves to have fun (really?) and embraces most things wierd. In a relationship I'd prefer not to play games, other than board games and video games of course!
I love the smell of sandalwood, pine and juniper.
I'm interested in BDSM, Kink, Shibari, roleplaying.
INTP according to the Myers Briggs test.

How to captivate my interest:
I must admit that I cherish when people like my profile, I truly do. But I honestly have no idea what to do with that information (I'm not paying for A-list), and I won't contact the person in question solely because of a like. Your best bet is probably to write me a message that somehow conveys that you took the time to read at least a fraction of my profile. Either that, or you could always write me an awesome message completely unrelated to my profile. As long as you put some effort into your message, your chances of me answering will increase tenfold.

Quick facts:
Incurable empiricist, Cooks vegetarian/vegan food, Decently empathic, Singer, pianist & guitarist, Scrapped athlete, Likes puns & absurd/morbid humor, Appropriately anglophilic, Hobby gamer, Music freak, Gatherer of anecdotes, Liquorice lover, Mortally ticklish, Does not appriciate musicals apart from Phantom of the Opera (so far), Chocolate buff, Feminist, Youtubeist, Left handed (mostly), Apprentice movie nerd, Baker of pastries, Mild besserwisser tendencies (It's gotten better, pinky promise), Bicyclist, Ploy philosopher, Pseudo etymologist, Tendencies towards time optimism, Documentary enthusiast, Studies design & mechanical engineering, Postapocalypse romantic, Former breakfast zealot & Novice hedonist.

Interesting things:
Human nature (and our more or less useful behaviours)
Children (Genuine, they are incredible at expressing their emotions and following their impulses, I'm in no hurry to aquire any of my own though)
Walks (Fresh air + Conversation + Moderate exercise)
Technology & Science (I love understanding how things function)

I believe:
Mango is the tastiest fruit that i've consumed thus far
Television is mental fast food (Soap operas, most talk shows, cops... you get the picture)
A warm hug is about as cozy as life ever gets
Nationalism is polarizing and superfluous (We are all earthlings)

Fair warning:
I've got a tendency towards slowly corrupting the associational ability of individuals who endure my company for any length of time.

Clarification:
My nickname litteraly mean Chocolate murder, and probably refers to someone who is tragicomically drowning in an enormous chocolate fondue or something similarly absurd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for people who wanna hang out, converse and laugh at silly things.
Studying subjects i passionately love with great success. Also studying subjects i dislike with low to moderate success.

Producing a wide variety of musical tidbits.
Musicstuffs

Laughing at pareidolia pictures:
Holy Duckface
Washed Up
Moppey
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making food with no recipe, long hugs, baking with chocolate or berries, singing, eating sweets, beeing (wonderfully?) quirky, making horrendous puns, staying up late, clicking loudly with my tounge, most sports except maybe swimming and anything requiring graceful movement, expanding my vocabulary & procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda tall, i sometimes sing in public, I'll hold doors... my beard? I don't actually know what people notice first. Maybe it's my manchester pants? (I use manchester pants the way other people use jeans). I just now found out that they are also called corduroys, or cords elsewhere. Bam! Knowledge aquired.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm quite infatuated with media, and I've actually tried to make this section shorter (believe it or not).

Books: Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Exiles, a series by Katherine Kerr called Deverry?, Grapes Of Wrath by John Steinbeck, 1984, Tales of the Otori and recently i've picked up reading more philosophy like Ekhart Tolle - The Power of Now, it's a fantastic book... truly, truly fantastic. At the moment I'm reading The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami.

Genres and Directors: Post-Apocalyptic/Superhero/Deathtrap/Zombie movies. Everything by Studio Ghibli, Tarantino, The Coen Brothers, Christopher Nolan, most by Martin Scorsese, Guy Ritchie, Disney, Pixar & Tim Burton.

Movies:
The King's Speech, 12 Years a Slave, Lord of the Rings (extended), Matrix (first one), The Constant Gardener, The Phantom of the Opera, I'm a Cyborg But Thats OK, Star Wars (4-6), Let The Right One In (Swedish), Amelie, Fight Club, Moon, The Lives Of Others, Donnie Darko, Into The Wild, V for Vendetta, The Untouchables, Darjeeling Limited & The Shawshank Redemption.

Shows:
Attack on Titan (I can't wait for the next season and I'm truly pleased that they won't rush it) South Park, How it's Made, Anders & Måns (Swedish comedy), Monty Python, Lost (Seasons 1 & 2), The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Cyanide and Happines shorts (If you haven't seen them, you totally should. Like, right now. Immediately.)
Junk mail
The Rope
Birthday boy
The man who could sit anywhere

Music:
I generally love music where the artist manages to infuse his/her song with feeling and stays in key most of the time.
Although the genres vary from blues, jazz, pop, rock, indie, folk, opera, electronica, some rap and a single swedish reggae band.
I also like when acoustic sounds merges neatly with electronic sounds.

Artists:
Amanda Palmer, Gorillaz, Feist, Imogen Heap, Adem, Iron & Wine, Frou Frou, Hellsongs, Jack Johnson, Jose Gonzales, James Yuill, The Perishers, Linnea Olsson, Simon & Garfunkel, The Tiny, William Fitzsimmons, Regina Spektor, Ane Brun, The Knife, Detektivbyrån, Kate Havnevik, Oh Laura, The Postal Service, Snow Patrol, First Aid Kit, Laleh, Fleet Foxes, Panic! At The Disco, Yann Tiersen, Ludovico Einaudi, Purity Ring, Susanne Sundfør, Anna von Hausswolff, Damien Rice, Death Cab for Cutie, Weird al Yankovic, Rage Against the Machine, Gorillaz, Nick Drake, Passenger, Alt-J, Smooth Mcgroove, Kings of Convenience, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay, Promise and the Monster.

Board Games: Settlers Of Catan, Power Grid, Munchkin & Scrabble + I really wanna get The Art Of Science (It's like TP but with only science questions)

Games: League of Legends, Final Fantasy Vll - Xlll, Heroes of Might & Magic lll -Vl, Fallout 3 + New Vegas, Bioshock Series

Nostalgic Games: (NES) Super Mario Bros 1-3, Duck Hunt, World Cup. (SNES) Donkey Kong Country, NBA Live 97, Yoshis Island.
(N64) Ocarina Of Time, Golden Eye, Mario Cart.

Comedians: Doug Stanhope (Deadbeat hero & No refunds), Dave Chappelle
Doug Stanhope - Nationalism
Dave Chappelle - Racial Profiling

Food: Sushi, Baked Root Vegetables, Curry Daal (lentil stew), Bean Burgers, Copious amounts of Garlic, Most fruits and veggies, Avocado/Soy/Wasabi Sandwiches (When the sushi cravings get out of hand).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Social Interaction
Homecooked Food
The Internet
Humor
Novelties
Craft Beer
Basic Math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that i am thinking - If money will manage to corrupt my values, What to do if society collapses - Relationship norms - Drugs, alcohol, tobacco and why regulations look the way they do - Intimacy and sex - If i actually like the taste of some alcoholic beverages, or if their value is solely a percieved value - New inventions & Scientific discoveries -
Why there aren't more homeparties with cooking and boardgames/videogames, when I move out of my doorm i will definately host such events.
That people tend to not think of alcohol as a drug.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the things i generally do on other nights (eg. studying, watching movies/series, seeing friends, cooking or playing computer games). Sorry Friday, you are not special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty unconfrontational, that is to say i generally dislike having conflicts at all if possible.

My room is usually pretty messy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If, for some reason, you read my entire profile :P!

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