The question most likely to have popped up in your neocortex by now is probably something along the lines of: "Who are you?" Something that I, to the best of my ability, will try to define below.
I'm a kind nerd who loves to have fun (really?) and embraces most things wierd. In a relationship I'd prefer not to play games, other than board games and video games of course!
I love the smell of sandalwood, pine and juniper.
I'm interested in BDSM, Kink, Shibari, roleplaying.
INTP according to the Myers Briggs test.
How to captivate my interest:
I must admit that I cherish when people like my profile, I truly do. But I honestly have no idea what to do with that information (I'm not paying for A-list), and I won't contact the person in question solely because of a like. Your best bet is probably to write me a message that somehow conveys that you took the time to read at least a fraction of my profile. Either that, or you could always write me an awesome message completely unrelated to my profile. As long as you put some effort into your message, your chances of me answering will increase tenfold.
Incurable empiricist, Cooks vegetarian/vegan food, Decently empathic, Singer, pianist & guitarist, Scrapped athlete, Likes puns & absurd/morbid humor, Appropriately anglophilic, Hobby gamer, Music freak, Gatherer of anecdotes, Liquorice lover, Mortally ticklish, Does not appriciate musicals apart from Phantom of the Opera (so far), Chocolate buff, Feminist, Youtubeist, Left handed (mostly), Apprentice movie nerd, Baker of pastries, Mild besserwisser tendencies (It's gotten better, pinky promise), Bicyclist, Ploy philosopher, Pseudo etymologist, Tendencies towards time optimism, Documentary enthusiast, Studies design & mechanical engineering, Postapocalypse romantic, Former breakfast zealot & Novice hedonist.
Human nature (and our more or less useful behaviours)
Children (Genuine, they are incredible at expressing their emotions and following their impulses, I'm in no hurry to aquire any of my own though)
Walks (Fresh air + Conversation + Moderate exercise)
Technology & Science (I love understanding how things function)
Mango is the tastiest fruit that i've consumed thus far
Television is mental fast food (Soap operas, most talk shows, cops... you get the picture)
A warm hug is about as cozy as life ever gets
Nationalism is polarizing and superfluous (We are all earthlings)
I've got a tendency towards slowly corrupting the associational ability of individuals who endure my company for any length of time.
My nickname litteraly mean Chocolate murder, and probably refers to someone who is tragicomically drowning in an enormous chocolate fondue or something similarly absurd.