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28 F Pewaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:22pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm very into fitness & eating healthy as a lifestyle. I love doing anything outside - camping, fishing, hiking, etc. Humor is important to me because I'm funny as shit & need someone that can make me laugh too...I don't like to be constantly entertaining! I'm a real fucking asshole. I'm a quick witted smartass & not many can keep up. I cuss like a fucking sailor & am not prissy. I think immature things like farts are hilarious. I bro so hard & I floss daily. I'm a die hard Wisco sports fan... Packers, Brewers, & Badgers are my shit. I love my family, pajamas, beer, steak, lip gloss, a cool breeze, lifting weights, laughing, pineapple, working out, living on my own, tall guys that smell good, pink, hot showers, nail polish, glitter, smiling, getting dirty, dogs & puppies, hot tubs, traveling, running, vacations, cuddling, cooking, hot clothes out of the dryer, friends, & many other things...
What I’m doing with my life
I work a more than full-time job 1st shift during the week & a part-time weekend job. I work a lot so that I can live on my own, independence is important to me. I'm also a student & almost done w/my bachelor's degree. After that it's straight to grad school for my master's...have to keep this momentum going. I'm very intelligent & don't feel it is necessary to flaunt it like a stuffy asshole.
I’m really good at
Swearing. Making an ass out of myself. Getting shit faced. Being inappropriate. Making people uncomfortable. Making people laugh at my ridiculousness. Putting on make-up & lots of it. Taking care of my dog. Having a job. Being hungover. Dropping F Bombs in the worst possible places. Smiling. Laughing. Sleeping. Making fun of people. Being witty. Smelling good. Going on vacations. Being creepy.
The first things people usually notice about me
How short I am! (I'm 5'2") Also, I've had people comment on my big eyes, massive smile, & unique laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything w/Will Ferrell! "Anchorman" is my favorite movie. I am a MAJOR bookworm. I love all kinds of music...especially reggae (ONE LOVE). No country!
The six things I could never do without
My dog, he's my buddy!
My family/friends.
A job.
My phone.
Working out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Working out. School. Scrilla. The D. Vacations. Make-up. Sparkly things. Your dad. Being outside. Being one step ahead of everyone. Work. Tickle parties. Pink. Keeping my pimp hand strong.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym and/or walking my dog then relaxing at home...maybe having dinner w/friends. I'm usually into something chill on a Friday night after a long work week. Unless, there's the option of throwing back some face melters...then I'm fucking in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Why would I fucking tell you?!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You aren't creepy. You're tall. You're not a fat ass. You love inappropriate & crudeness. You know how to take a fucking a lot of the crap on my profile was put there to make people laugh. You're not a piece of shit. You don't mind sleeping w/a fan on year round. Don't bother messaging me if you don't have a few pictures. I really hate it when guys take selfies with their tongues hanging out or blow a kiss at the camera. If I don't respond to your message sending me additional messages will not make me respond. Also, it's not hot when you live with your parents and/or don't have a job and/or car/license. Finally, I'm not interested in sending endless messages/texting & never meeting. I don't need "texting buddies". I'm ready for a relationship so please don't waste my time.