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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:34am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm the most sarcastic person you're ever likely to meet. If you can't handle that, stop reading.

I grew up in Rochester, New York and moved to Worcester early last year for a new job. I went to school at Berklee College of Music (online) and got their Master Certificate in 9 months. For a while I had a full-time job writing music, but unforuntaely, the CEO didn't really know what she was doing, so the company folded. I worked as a pharmacy technician at Rite Aid for a while, then I worked for Blackboard. Now I work in the IT department at MCPHS.

I also work part time for TeamFourStar (nerds unite!) as an audio engineer and music producer. I play piano, oboe, bassoon, flute, Irish whistle, Ocarina, and keytar, and others I'm probably forgetting. For those of you who care, I also have a website for my music stuff, including original material and mashups:

I'm also a casual gamer and cinema/TV junkie. Psychological horror films are my favorite.

As for a relationship, I'm looking for something real. Something complementary, but not to the point of being codependent.

I'm an introvert, to be sure. That being said, I have a tendency to spoil my significant other, so be prepared.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I'm a system admin at MCPHS University. By night I make music and fight crime with a sassy attitude.

Weekends are whatever I happen to feel like doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable, for one. Beyond that:

-giving massages
-anything musical
-communing with wildlife
-cheering people up
-having fun in stupid situations
-movie trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I'm a good conversationalist. And that my smile is cute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sherlock. Doctor Who. Firefly. Stargate. Breaking Bad. Game of Thrones. Avatar/Korra. Chuck. Attack On Titan. Die Hard. The Boondock Saints. The Departed. Pulp Fiction. Fight Club. Batman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ferrets.
Free thought.

Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Logical philosophy.
-Cognitive science.
-Particle physics.
-The number 42.
-Stupid people. George Carlin said it best: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
-The dichotomy of good and evil.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anywhere from "Netflix and pizza" to "bettering society by example."
You should message me if
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Uh, message me if you're cool. Or you want to get to know me. Or you think we'd click. Or you hate me for some reason. Or you like getting awesome massages as much as I like giving them.