Hello there,

I'm a french boy living in Paris, and I welcome you to my profile.
It's a wonderful land where you will find:
- Really bad jokes
- Too much self-esteem and too few self-respect
- What my friends say about me
- What I would like my friends to say about me
- What my friends think about me but didn't want to say
- ...

Well, you get it, I'll just try to show you who I truly am (which is quite impossible), because that's the purpose of this profile, I guess.

Learning stuff. Understanding stuff. Teaching stuff.
Finding new songs to put in my playlist, finding new songs to play (I'm a practicing bass player and singer).
Creating stuff like websites and mobiles applications.
Trying to cook a bit. Trying.

Being incredibly clumsy.
Talking a bit too loud because I need to if I want people to see I'm there (I'm quite small and thin).
Editing my OkCupid profile. I guess.

Not cooking (yet)!

That my jokes are (often) bad.
That I have sunflowers in the eyes (I think the girl that told me that was on drugs, or drunk, or both).
And for the rest, you tell me.

Books: I liked to read poems and philosophical essays when I was a bit younger, but I must admit I don't often read books.

Movie: I'm quite easy-going about movies. I'm not a huge fan of horror movies, though.

Shows: Dr House, Scrubs, ... Any show with cynism or stupid humor in it!

Music: Weeeell, too much to say, music is really important in my life. I like classic music, pop-rock, indie rock, rock, hard rock, some kind of metal (symphonic - power), funk, punk, industrial jungle pussy punk, electro and some of its derivatives like dubstep, ... and many others...
I could talk about music for hours, no... for DAYS!

Food: Anything that's bad for health, but tastes good. Omnomnom
(I also eat vegetables and fruits, sometimes.)

- My brain (in a metaphorical way, of course, I don't think anyone could do without a brain. Even if some people seem to turn it off or forget it, sometimes)
- My friends (having a few true friends rather than hundreds of "friends" I barely know)
- My humor (mainly caustic / black and absurd) because life is too serious to not laugh about it
- Music
- More music!
- All the small paradoxes that make me feel aliiiive

Anything. Seriously.

The same thing I do every night: try to take over the world!

Else I'm usually outside, in a bar, in a restaurant with a long-time-no-see friend, or at some of my friend's house.

I like to spread bacon-flavored toothpaste on my whole body every first full moon of the year.
(That's one example of my bad jokes and absurd humor. Told ya)

You like making surprises, because a girl sending a first message to a boy on a dating website is rarer than a three-legged unicorn in a roller coaster.