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ChortlingWaffle

25 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay)

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My self-summary
It's not the depressing guys, it's the internet. We all love the way it shines and makes our eyes bleed, right?

I know I couldn't live a day without it. I welcome my new overlord of connectivity and douse and douse and douse and douse.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating.

Wait, scratch that. Gerrymandering. GIVE ME A DISTRICT AND I'LL FIT IT TO MY NEEDS BECAUSE I'M A MAN OF INDUSTRY. WHISTLIN' DIXIE WE HAVE OURSELVES A PO-BOY.
I’m really good at
Dancing a spiritual dance that causes children to flee and the curious to flee.
The first things people usually notice about me
Godo loft!

Prime that pump, Jimmy! We ain't surveyin' oil for the fishes!

"But Pop, fish oil's good, ain't it? The news tells me..."

*Slaps Jimmy on the head*

CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Jimmy becomes enlightened and runs off to the nearest bodega to spread the good news*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, Heart of Darkness, David Foster Wallace, Alan Watts, Vonnegut, Dostoevsky, Dan Dennett, Heidegger.

Movies: Bronson, Magnolia, Sans Soleil, Joel/Ethan Coen, Hot Rod, Anything by David Lynch, most Jarmusch stuff, Spike Jonze, Aranofsky, the list goes on.

Music: The Velvet Underground, Modest Mouse, Drive-By Truckers, Prefuse 73, Akron/Family, Man Man, Cap'n Jazz, The Bad Plus, Pixies, Queens of the Stoneage, T. Rex, Devendra Banhart, Department of Eagles, Rolling Stones, Grizzly Bear, Caribou, White Denim, Eyedea & Abilities, Aesop Rock, Cannibal Ox, Madlib/villain, The Books, Dosh, Four Tet, Panda Bear, most Animal Collective, Ryan Adams, Ryan Bingham. In my high school years I had a passion for skram (Circle Takes the Square, Daitro, La Quiete, Ampere, etc.), and while it's passed I certainly enjoy it from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
1: Numbers
2: Numerals
3: Denominators
4: Decimals
5: Enumeration*
6: The Counting Crows
*: This answer restricted solely to sets of the numeric persuasion.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go out I stay in I prance my damn self about like a prince at a horse show. I mean, well this particular prince doesn't like horses or shows but ironically is like dancing around himself, making a show of the whole situation and calling himself the master of ceremonies, which kind of confuses people because he's mixing a couple of things together, this prince is, he's doing this to sort of a calling attention to the fact that like he always feels like he's the one "on show" when he goes to a show, like with how people always watch him and expect him to act in a certain way and behave in a certain light and Hey Look Mommy There's the Prince OOOH He's Scratching His Nose!!! I mean for heaven's sake the prince should be able to scratch his nose in public without it becoming a thing, you know and God it never really ends. So like that's the way I prance around, not out of the same reason or anything but really just the result is the same and to be frank I'd like to keep the origin of my strange movements a secret for now. I quite like horses and shows (but not horse shows, oddly enough, but that's a different story altogether).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
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