Chris-McC
27 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I'm that perfect dream guy you are looking for. Spend some time with me and you will see.

I want EVERYTHING.*

I jump a fence every morning as part of my run.

I can turn a crisis into a grand opportunity.

I believe none of us are as free as we could be. And I that we all know that. And that scares us.

I'm smart enough to know that quantifying intelligence is dumb. If someone believes they are smarter than anyone else, they have a very narrow understanding of intelligence.

I do a lot of solo hiking in mountains I don't know.

Mountains are better than the beach and rain is better than draught. If this statement needs no explanation, I already like you.

The placebo effect is far stronger than any of us realize.

If you hate someone for passionately loving something, you need to get your values checked.

Saying "that's awesome", "you know", or "yeah no yeah" to me may result in projectile vomiting. We have millions of words to choose from, don't be lazy.

*except possessions, of course.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently have a flexible and lucrative contracting job while I manage an Airbnb house.

Here is a list of my adventures.
- One month bouncing around France
- Six months from DC to Key West on a bike
- One year in Australia living as a hobo
- Two months in Dubai for work
- Five months in South America hiking in the Andes

There are dozens of other smaller adventures but that is the bulk of my wanderings.

https://youtu.be/EllhQLyoR9s?list=PLMudxFZiwV7-amenHGWCF3hqwNhX0aRkk

I also do some stuff with virtual reality. Im about to be featured at an art gallery. Does that mean I'm an artist?
I’m really good at
Hugs, bear hugs, panda hugs, and turbo hugs.

I am OK at my Ukelele.

I am good in bed. No really, I am.

I am world renown for my grilled cheeses.

I find programming easier than most.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile...a lot. Im also not afraid of eye contact. I love scaring San Franians by looking them dead in the eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eh, I don't want to be defined by this...
The six things I could never do without
A good pair of shoes
Water
A tent
A sleeping bag
A good jacket
A destination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can be a programming, mountain climbing, world traveling, music playing, stoner, burner, hippie-nerd and still feel like I have nothing in common with any San Franciscans. Maybe it's my super critical, no bullshit, show me-the-money mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every night can be a fun Friday night!

Every night can also be a lazy Sunday morning!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm technophobic
You should message me if
... you are in love with me. Because I am in love with you.

If you're looking to be my girlfriend, you will also need to be my travel buddy.

Otherwise if you are looking for a jamming buddy, a travel buddy, a partner in crime, a friend, a cuddler, a hugger, a lover, a joker, smoker*, or a midnight toker, shoot me a message.

*strictly weed
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