Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm that perfect dream guy you are looking for. Spend some time
with me and you will see.
I want EVERYTHING.*
I jump a fence every morning as part of my run.
I can turn a crisis into a grand opportunity.
I believe none of us are as free as we could be. And I that we all
know that. And that scares us.
I'm smart enough to know that quantifying intelligence is dumb. If
someone believes they are smarter than anyone else, they have a
very narrow understanding of intelligence.
I do a lot of solo hiking in mountains I don't know.
Mountains are better than the beach and rain is better than
draught. If this statement needs no explanation, I already like
The placebo effect is far stronger than any of us realize.
If you hate someone for passionately loving something, you need to
get your values checked.
Saying "that's awesome", "you know", or "yeah no yeah" to me may
result in projectile vomiting. We have millions of words to choose
from, don't be lazy.
*except possessions, of course.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently have a flexible and lucrative contracting job while I
manage an Airbnb house.
Here is a list of my adventures.
- One month bouncing around France
- Six months from DC to Key West on a bike
- One year in Australia living as a hobo
- Two months in Dubai for work
- Five months in South America hiking in the Andes
There are dozens of other smaller adventures but that is the bulk
of my wanderings.
I also do some stuff with virtual reality. Im about to be featured
at an art gallery. Does that mean I'm an artist?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hugs, bear hugs, panda hugs, and turbo hugs.
I am OK at my Ukelele.
I am good in bed. No really, I am.
I am world renown for my grilled cheeses.
I find programming easier than most.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile...a lot. Im also not afraid of eye contact. I love scaring
San Franians by looking them dead in the eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Eh, I don't want to be defined by this...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good pair of shoes
A sleeping bag
A good jacket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be a programming, mountain climbing, world traveling,
music playing, stoner, burner, hippie-nerd and still feel like I
have nothing in common with any San Franciscans. Maybe it's my
super critical, no bullshit, show me-the-money mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every night can be a fun Friday night!
Every night can also be a lazy Sunday morning!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are in love with me. Because I am in love with you.
If you're looking to be my girlfriend, you will also need to be my
Otherwise if you are looking for a jamming buddy, a travel buddy, a
partner in crime, a friend, a cuddler, a hugger, a lover, a joker,
smoker*, or a midnight toker, shoot me a message.
Who are you looking for?
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