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My self-summary
I am originally from NY and moved to DC in january 2013. I played the intern game for a year but now I've decided being paid to work is better so I took a job with a think tank here in the city. I haven't given up the bartending yet because it's fun but it does kinda mess with my social schedule. I take my work seriously but have a good time every chance I get (which sometimes ends with me regretting Mondays). I may be a little weird some times but I'll make you laugh and I can be a hell of a romantic if I want to be. Always looking to meet new people.

Oh and I really don't like these things, the only way to really find out who I am is to talk to me.

I have good stories and I sell them for $10 a pop. I will consider trading for another story though.

Don't be afraid to message me! You've gotta have a little bit of a daring side :)
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a think tank but I'm at that point where I can't say with certainty what I'll be doing a year from now. Could be grad school, could be working over seas. I'm ready for anything though.
I’m really good at
-Eating way too much
-Getting speeding tickets
-Getting out of speeding tickets
-Making inappropriate jokes as a way to see if I'll get along with someone
-Taking pictures
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall
I bathe in a tub of cologne every morning so you can smell me coming a mile away. I'm like one of those shirtless Abercrombie models in the mall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Science fiction when I have the time, the economist.

Scrubs, how I met your mother, colbert report, south park, tosh.o, house of cards, breaking bad, game of thrones, firefly and homeland

I like all kinds of music. I'll listen to just about anything but I'm not a huge fan of country. It's okay if you are!

Chicken cutlets and mashed potatoes and food in general. Except mushrooms I hate everything about them!

Star wars, the other guys, zoolander, tommy boy, true lies, the list goes on forever.
The six things I could never do without
Good food
Car (preferably more than one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
At what point in my life will I make my first million, how prepared I am at any given time for a zombie apocalypse, what I would do if I could travel back in time... You know, normal stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bartending and hoping my friends aren't so lame they are asleep by the time I get off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You've gotta talk to me to get the embarrassing secrets.
You should message me if
You are interested. Giving me a star rating doesn't necessarily notify me that you want me to message you so send me something, even if it just says hi.