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28 M Chula Vista, CA

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Last Online
Today – 6:48am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am an inspirational figure, often seen posing majestically on top of cliff faces and skyscrapers that I have free-climbed in record times. I negotiate terrorists into trying bacon 'just to say they've tried it,' and have designed a line of paper clips which can combine to form fallout shelters in ten easy steps with minimal carbon footprints. On weekends I teach animals to play the soundtrack to 'Casablanca' on the piano dressed in coats and tails. Women are overcome with passion at the sound of me ordering meals at the drive-thru in iambic pentameter. I brew beer that is so bittersweet that it has taught hermit crabs the meaning of heartache. I have speared sharks, walked with wolves, and helped hawks with their penmanship. I am known on the island of Saint Lucia as 'the white death,' in the Rockies as 'strongo' and by my friends as 'hey stupid.' Clowns fear me and mimes gossip as the sight of me. I counsel exotic birds over hair loss issues. Sperm whales exist because of my legendary negotiating skills. I know a little about a lot, and a lot about a little. I have memorized Shakespeare, delivered a particularly large baby, and won cliff-diving competitions in the Himalayas.

The short version is: I'm a brewer who is an avid reader, writes (just for myself), lifts, and loves animals. I'm very athletic, very smart, eyes that change from green to blue (happens a lot with us Irish), and tend to laugh a lot.

Although I am fairly lighthearted and joke around quite a bit, I do take life seriously , am extremely goal-oriented, and plan for the future. I just don't see why life shouldn't be something to laugh at.

I was skeptical about this at first, but I recently found out that two of my friends found each other on here. Here's hoping!
What I’m doing with my life
Brewing, teaching, writing. Playing a mean game of scrabble.

Lately I've been enjoying finally being in shape. I'm joining the Navy for an AMAZING job that I'm over the moon about, and after basic I'll be posted back here for at least a couple years - and probably longer (San Diego's the only place they train my rating)

I'm graduating this semester, and during my first contract I'll be using my G.I. benefits to continue on without all those blasted loans. Whether I stay in after my first contract I still haven't decided.
I’m really good at
Other than that... I'm a fair hand at writing and brewing, I cook like an angel ... lots of stuff. I'm good at stuff. Stuff is the operative word here.

Also, I'm guessing that I should say that I'm great at being self-effacing, what with the intro I gave myself. No, seriously: I'm actually pretty damned humble for someone who's really really ridiculously good-looking.

I'm also great at referencing stuff. If I said something that sounds a bit unusual then it's a safe bet I made a reference that fell flat.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tend to tell me I look like people I don't know. A pair of older women in my local See's keep telling me that I look like someone off of 'Grey's Anatomy', I've also gotten a young Gabriel Byrne, and someone from one of the 'Bioshock' video games. I only know one of the people on that list. This happens to me at least twice a month.

Also, a friend describes me as "Harry Potter mixed with Obi-Wan, with some serious Han Solo overtones." It's THE nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: almost anything, but sf/fantasy, biographies, and history are favorites. Hemingway, Henley, Tennyson, Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Stephen King... a ton of others. If you like Patrick Rothfuss, then we need to talk. NOW. I'm just starting on a book by C. Joybell C.

Movies: mostly stupid humor (Young Frankenstein, Zoolander, Hot Tub Time Machine, Murder By Death etc) and classics. I usually love Woody Allen (Midnight in Paris, Bananas) or anything with with Bogart. If a woman breaks out a 'To Have and Have Not' DVD or line then my brain does that thing where it takes all my focus on breathing for a bit. Action movies are fun, too. Firefly speaks to me on a spiritual level.

Music - All over the board, but 90s music will always have a special place in my heart. Lindsey Stirling is great to relax to - give her a try if you haven't heard her yet! At the moment I'm listening to Phantogram's 'Voices' over and over again.

FOOD: Italian, Irish, Mexican Vietnamese. The best part of going out to eat is seeing if there's something new I can try to make at home. I like to cook a lot - last month someone gave me an Irish cookbook and I railed through four or five recipes in a day. It's relaxing. Just no cheese. Also: not really a big fan of eggs. No idea why.
The six things I could never do without
1) Books
2) Interesting beer
3) My family
4) Trails/gym
5) My pets
6) Trees to read under

If they mean survival stuff then I guess I missed the call of the question, didn't I?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to do well at my dream job, the future, etc. "Why do people do that" Also, 'wouldn't that be an awesome idea for a story?'

What would happen if I found someone OKC rated me as "100% Enemy" with. Superhero/villian battles?

What's this shirt made of? I swear to god it's so soft it must be made of synthethic chinchilla fur. Someone pet me.

As you can see, I'm like a Calvin & Hobbes comic strip.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym. Quietest night of the week there, and if it's not crowded then it's almost meditative. If I'm not there then I'm probably grabbing a coffee at the local bookstore, at a pub with my dog, or shooting a few arrows off at the range.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think that Daniel Craig has been the only worthwhile James Bond for decades.

Other than that... I already admitted that I like writing, even if it's usually just for myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like to read and feel like debating silly things or just getting to know me, I'm fairly friendly, and I nearly always respond to people who aren't being creepy in their messages. Yes, guys get those too.

I'm looking for a nice, smart girl, preferably one who likes to stay active and try new things. A good personality and sense of humor are a must. More than anything else, though, someone who's a good person and who I can be goofy with sometimes. Anyone can be passionate, but good people who you can be silly with from time to time are few and far between

Also... if you braid your hair sometimes? HUGE turn-on. I don't know why. It just pushes all the right buttons. Books, braids, and brains. Maybe I just like 'B'.