Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a divorced father of three beautiful little girls, whom I
share joint custody of.
I am also a slight bit sarcastic and goofy, which you might pick up
on if you read further.
Finally, I am the reincarnation of President Grover Cleveland. You
can call me Super Grover.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find an acceptable mix of man-cave and princess castle
for my home.
Seeking out converts for the cult I plan to found based upon the
worship of Mark Grace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and taking care of those that I care about.
Getting injured playing softball. What's up with that???
The first things people usually notice about me
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My size. I am not a tiny guy...I describe my build as retired
The cartoon neon thought bubbles that may suddenly appear next to
my head if I find something obnoxious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love John Sandford's Prey series, Tom Clancy's books,
Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum books (man was that movie bad
though), and a lot of the fantasy genre.
Movies: action, drama, comedy. I like movies.
Television: Big Bang Theory,.NCIS, The Mentalist are a few of my
Food: It had better have had a face, sugar, or grain in it at some
point. I make a great ground scallop patty served with a sour cream
and port wine reduction. (this recipe is facetious, in case you
didn't catch it. I thought that this was one of the more disgusting
combinations I could think of, and yet someone commented that it
sounded tasty. Blech...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughters (there are 3 of them so I am counting that as 3)
A motor vehicle.
My morning shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Raising my daughters to be independent, strong, intelligent women
or as more simply expressed by Chris Rock "Keeping them off the
Why so many people feel the need to take pictures of themselves
sitting in their cars...from the inside.
How many people have not learned how to rotate their pictures so
you don't have to cock your head 90 degrees to look at them.
Why 97.4% of the people with "hot" or "sexy" in their screen name,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with my daughters or cleaning the house. Every now and then
I even make it out of the house to have a little fun.
Reviewing the collected works of Pinky and The Brain to further my
own plans to take over the world. Moohahaha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pretty much anything. Feel free to ask any three questions you
I snuck into your bathroom last night and installed wi-fi cameras
to see if you brush your teeth before you go to bed.
That sushi is bait for catching fish that you later cook and
preferably deep fry.
***answering that it's private or I'm not going to share that is
just weak...the question is what is the most private thing you are
willing to share. It doesn't say you need to admit to stealing your
mother's underwear or anything...have some fun with it. Do you only
use a certain type of soap? Do you have to have your plate arranged
with the entree closest to you? (I do...seems more balanced that
way!). But don't cop out!
I was recently called out for not having something too revealing on
here. So I shall add this: I enjoy using pomegranate-mango body
wash. Yep, I just lost some man points. But I smell delicious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are honest, not looking for an open relationship, you enjoy
simple pleasures such as walking or watching a movie together,
aren't uncomfortable with physical affection, and don't cheat on
your significant others. Basically, if you are looking for a pretty
You do not use the term "I'ma" in any context. You have not been
investigated in the past 12 months by the Secret Service for
threatening a politician for their stance on corn subsidies. No
more than 30% of your body is covered with tattoo ink. Or if it is,
it is quality work and not something Bubba Jo could have done in
his prison cell with a splinter and some motor oil. If you are
going to put something on your body that will be there forever,
spend a couple of bucks so it doesn't look like it came out of an
80s dot matrix printer! You think that crimped hair was pretty hot
and should definitely make a comeback, but only for WNBA
Finally, you should message me if you think that dating should be
fun and enjoyable. There are a lot of profiles on here where it
sounds like the woman is planning an attack on a foreign capitol!
New update: I am becoming pretty sure that most motorcycle maidens
are...hmm...well, I had evil here but that's not quite right and is
a bit bitter even for me. Let's just say they probably aren't going
to convince me to buy a Harley, so if you are really into riding,
go ahead and skip on past me. I fell off my bike enough as a kid to
not want to do it at 60 mph.
On a different path, I have come to realize that I kinda suck at
opening messages. So, if I have viewed your profile multiple times,
I am not stalking you...I am probably just running through about 41
different bad openers and vetoing them all.
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