I'm changing gears and switching things up because life is too short and I'm tired of fumbling around like Tony Romo.
I quote a lot of movies and write novels, so just be aware. And yes, I'm serious about everything in this profile, and don't call me Shirley.
**Several of you mention how you loathe writing these self summaries, but I can tell you that for me it's sometimes harder to write ice breakers to strangers. My brain doesn't always fire on all cylinders, so just bear with me. If I messaged you it's likely because your profile didn't cause me to nod off due to boredom, and I think we share some of the same interests. Until I meet someone I'm kind of a shy person so if I see something that stirs or amuses me, I jump on it.
I'm an ENTJ.
I know what qualities I'm attracted to, so to save us both time:
I don't mind someone being religious, but if you mention it multiple times in your profile, I'm not the guy for you. I have my own relationship with God, and I don't care for organized religion.
If you are easily offended by cuss words and dirty humor, you should turn away now. I do know when to behave though and I'm not a sailor. If you like humor along the lines of Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, etc. then we might get along.
I will readily admit that many of you ladies are absolutely gorgeous, but if you don't have much to say on your profile, I'm probably not going to be interested. Believe it or not I prefer quality over quantity.