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ChrisCY1972

42 M Merced, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
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Living it ...duh!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beating up midgets, dumpster diving, stealing cars... no actually I'll have to come back to this section later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My extremely large hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books are usually Non-fiction subjects like Biographies, history, Astronomy, and reference material. Favorite movies: Apollo 13, Master & Commander, Rocky I&II, lots of documentaries, & John Wayne westerns. I don't watch television anymore because it sucks really bad - except I do like watching reruns of the Sopranos on dvd or the computer, and also I have a few old TV shows on dvd like The Dukes of Hazzard S1, The Andy Griffith Show, and Leave it to Beaver. As far as music goes, I like almost everything excluding Rap/Hip-hop which I find absolutely annoying & stupid. Food: I like Italian, Mexican, Chinese, and lots of other stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, Money, food, my computer(Internet), my private jet, my island in the South Pacific.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My door bell ringing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stalking the neighborhood in my hockey mask.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Something is either private, or it's not. If I was willing to admit it, it wouldn't be private.
You should message me if
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...you know what's good for you!