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ChrisChicken

34 M Oxford, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A 'ChrisChicken' is a young nomadic soul, often propelled through this world on a bicycle, and usually to be found inhabiting a body dressed in comfortable clothes and drinking good coffee.

He has a penchant for tinkering with things, and has a reasonable understanding of electronics and mechanics. He's had more addresses than he has years, and tends to read XKCD and other science-type humour. His childhood hero was Snufkin.

His skills include, but are not limited to: Wearing waistcoats, growing beards, cooking wholesome stews and breakfasts, building shelters, making coffee and cocktails, cunnilingus, puns, word-smithery, ENFP, using power tools, travelling, planning adventures, building fires, fixing things, tactility, taking photographs, knots, getting drunk in cafes while reading books, non-vanilla fun.

Christopher has never really understood the concept of ownership, and is not a monogamous chicken. His idea of fun is making things, or long walks and adventures in the countryside. He also enjoys loud music, and is a fan of cinema and sturdy footwear. He misses the sea, and is attracted to water generally. He is often mistaken for a vegetarian, but mostly cooks with organic veggies and happy meat, though is resolutely an omnomnomnomnivor, and can eat most things.

He's always held to the belief that seizing the day is the best thing to do, and frequently spends all of his money on the next adventure, which is often undertaken alongside the lovely JustSpeckles.
What I’m doing with my life
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Exercising. Burning incense. Fixing things. Planing adventures and tattoos. Cooking. Drinking tea. Taking photographs. Sexing beautiful people. Trying to make sense. Trying not not be lost in myriad. Trying to save the world. Trying not to watch crap films. Recreational trespassing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Planning elaborate sexytimes, planning surprises, planning trips.

Drinking good whiskey on transport.

Whistling.

Being on top.

Winding up small children and then returning them to their parents.

Talking rubbish to the general public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear hats. I have a beard. I have rainbows tattooed on my forearm. I'm unusually cheerful and make bad jokes at inappropriate moments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most things fantasy, magic realism, or SF. Also history and popular science. Murikami, Iain M Banks, PK DIck.....Currently reading some Verner Vinge, but also some Anne Rand.

Shows such as GoT, Outlander, and Breaking Bad are fun.

I'm not a fan of Hollywood. I tend to enjoy films by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Darron Aronofski (though not his last two!), Terry Gilliam....

Music tends to be electronic... dark and psychedelic, but not trance. Classical, cello and piano, soundtracks and instrumental big bands like Cinematic Orchestra. Some folk and jazz.

Food: All homemade - eating with friends. Orgasmic. Candles. Well prepared - with a glass of wine. Healthy, with a touch of decadence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Utopia. Our future as a race. Sex I had. Sex I'm going to have. Sex I want. Science. Film. Journeys. The majestic reality that surrounds us. Cooking dinner. Beauty. Compost. Adventures outdoors. What tattoo to get next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying life.
You should message me if
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You like to meet over steaming cups, make love in the heather, and run in the wind. You are nomadic, and not blinkered by shopping centres and advertising. You accept the idea of non-monogamy. (Unless you just want to be friends). You want to go on an adventure.