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ChrisChicken

34 M Oxford, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
XKCD reading, Sex-Positive woodsman.
Poly-Faun wordsmith, socialist, learning through movement.
Traveller, Ethical Slut, cycling the world, walking the clouds, having adventures....

My childhood hero was Snuffkin from The Moomins. He still is.

I want to live in a treehouse, a Hobbithole, a roundhouse or a shack. I try to make ethical choices. I cycle everywhere. I like to make my own stuff, to eat fermented foods, to stargaze by open fires in the mountains with lovers. I love to drink good whiskey, to eat good, nourishing food, to talk utter tripe.

I am a: Quirky, English, Neo-gentleman, bright eyed, itinerant, foolish, silly and sarcastic. Lover of nature, the universe, women, dew, music, autumn leaves, crisp mornings, warm nights, skin, cuddles, lust, music, wine, song, poems, feasts.

A cuddlewhore, Interested in alternate living, structure building, home cooking, baking, fermenting, Linux, and generally being future-compatible.

Polyamorous by nature. Interested in meaningful, open, and honest relationships with others. Freedom is the key, variety is the spice. I have a wonderful partner, and we believe that it's better to have loving and real relationships with more than one person at a time.

Believes in the removal of cars from cities, a scientific utopia, an end to bigotry - the creation of a new world - a movement away from outdated values and systems, myths such as religion, capitalism, 'democracy'.

We are on the cusp of a paradigm shift, a move away from 20th century values such as ownership, scarcity, poverty. I want to help that to happen.

Interested in life-long learning, neuro-plasticity, signs and signals, connections, creativity, wearing hearts on sleeves, hats on heads, living with passion, saving the world, vivaring the revolooshun, 'n'all that.

Enjoys reading, writing, thinking, talking, walking and baulking at the state of it all

Midnight kissing, dancefloor shizzing, singing, giggling and attention gripping, watching, waiting, cogitating, loving, holding, cinema over bowling

Long walks and adventures, rutting in heather, smiles and laughter, friendship and lather, penknives, gadgets, the stars and the planets, happy every afters, romantic palaver

Tears and cuddles, wizards and muggles, fantasy, fiction, yoghurt with bits in, women with long hair in flat shoes and swimwear, tonguing, contractions, the embrace of your actions, aliens and molecules, quantum and flux, transitory changes - and all that hippy stuff

Sparkling eyes, cocktails and pine, those moments with people when we don't notice time, long journeys and meetings, reliance and trust, women who ride bicycles and drink cider what's ruff

Beats, not bombs, music and love, equality and respect, education and trust, peanut butter with banana, avocado and humus, health and well being, wisdom and fitness, her breathless glances when sucking my...

Verdant greenery, dewy soil, barefoot dancing, olive oil, the harlequin's jig of humanizing mirth, unspoken male bonding - rainy days around the hearth, umbrellas, tents, waterproofs, Zen, I could stop writing this now, well, I will, I'll just stop then.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Passing through, staying in motion. Trying to learn. Always trying to Carpe the Diem, knowing that when I snuff it, I'll be happy that I made music, a fool of myself, spoke to the crazies and went skinny dipping. Currently looking to build a canal boat with my wonderful lady, and sail into the sunset with permaculture and fluffy hippy-dice.... underpinned by hard sciences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking rubbish, drinking coffee, massage, lightheartedness, geeking out, playing with children, making things, stroking, building shelters, making noises, ropes, cunnilingus, snowboarding, being a grammar Nazi, getting excited, inappropriate comments/actions/sexual fantasies, using power tools, percussion, cardio, wearing waistcoats, night hikes, playing frisbee, adaptation, music, laughing, kissing, spanking, words, cooking, growing beards, sarcasm, singing, looking scruffy, starting fires, eating slowly, harmonising, wreaking havoc, optimism.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My expressive eyebrows, my poor one-liners, my ability to derail conversations, that I sound like Hugh Grant, but bear a passing resemblance to either the dude from Coldplay or Jason Statham, that I have more hair on my chest than on my head, that I whistle and sing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Contemporary over classical, depth over gimmick.
Thinking films, beautiful films, funny films....Kubric, Anderson, Aranovski, Junet, Gilliam

Don't watch TV.....Spaced, GameOfThrones, Bill Hicks, Attenborough .

Classical, Beautiful, Soft and Gentle, Thumping Ripping Bass, Acoustic, Jazzy Awesomeness, twangy folk, filthy dub.

Food, healthy homemade, solid eating as a family, with hummus, and gravy, steam on the windows in winter roasts, breezes through cotton skirts in summer picnics. Salad. Eating with friends. Peanut butter. Banana. Bacon.

Boooks
H.Murakami, Camus, C. Palahniuk, I.Banks, C.McCarthy, PK Dick, W.Self, K.Vonnegut, D. Adams, P.Coelho, ... Craig Childs, Jarred Diamond, anything about other cultures/times/ideas..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Solitude. Freedom. Wilderness. Gaffer Tape. Love. Music. Espresso.

And sex of course. Lots and lots of sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Utopia. Our future as a race. Sex I had. Sex I'm going to have. Sex I want. Science. Film. Journeys. The majestic reality that surrounds us. Cooking dinner. Beauty. Compost. Adventures outdoors. What tattoo to get next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think that, if there is such a thing, I'm a young soul. There is so much to learn, and I am ignorant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like to laugh over steaming cups, walk in the forest, make love in the morning, live for the moment, kiss in the rain, drink in the dirges, dance in the sunsets, sleep on the beach. ;)

You have similar values to me, honest, belligerent, nomadic, opinionated and vocal. Unrestricted by ownership, unblinkered by a desire to own an SUV.

You have the ability to spell, you are self respecting, like stargazing, dancing, exploring... not afraid to get your hands dirty.

Those who ride bicycles, creative, with a love of food and wordplay. Strong. Independent. Fit. Interested in climbing fences to see what's over them. Fond of film, a little sci-fi, bondage, cakes...late night missions to cuddle in cinemas, to buy milkshakes or have fires at the beach. Can banter, can see the social programs, can participate, but aren't led.