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ChrisFunFunFun

49 M San Mateo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
For those of short attention span, here are some keywords:

Playful
Extroverted
Intelligent
Emotionally intelligent
Non-Monogamous
Kinky
Geek
San Francisco Bay area
Liberal
Entrepreneur

I've escaped Catholicism and the mid-west in search of more fun. Helping people learn and grow is one of the passions in my life, both personal and professional. I work with very smart tech people, helping them collaborate and play well in the sandbox. On the personal side, I think that a great relationship helps us become better versions of ourselves.

I enjoy: meeting new people, learning, teaching, flirting, the first kiss, fast cars, flogging, almost anyplace clothing optional especially a beach, camping, coffee shops, San Francisco, Portland, Las Vegas, Writers with Drinks, poker, spinning fire, and driving with the top down.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it!

Work is engaging, challenging, rewarding and fun.

I'm on the lookout for new and interesting people to connect with.

I'm spending just a bit too much time with my laptop, maybe you can help with that?
I’m really good at
...noticing the cute person who just walked into the room

...helping people grow

I like to think that I'm raising bad jokes to an art form.

I'm pretty good with floggers or flaming poi in my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
The long hair and the fact that I'm probably talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Heinlein, Year's Best SF (Collections of short Sci-Fi), The Alchemist, Delivering Happiness, The Happiness Hypothesis, (See any patterns?), Altered Carbon (a Sci-Fi mystery)

Short Bus, Inception, Smokey and the Bandit (No, really. Go watch it again it's still fun.), Fight Club, Amadeus, all the 007 films

Live music of most types, I'm especially fond of good singer-songwriter types

Real Chicago Pizza, Indian food (Ummm dosas!), Mexican, what-ever you are making
The six things I could never do without
Fun
Friends
The inter-webs
Erotic exploration
Air
Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... the future

... right here, right now

...why you haven't messaged me already! Let's get to the fun and adventure part.
On a typical Friday night I am
Snowboarding.
Playing at the dungeon.
Playing Settlers of Catan, strip Uno, or some other game with friends
Spinning fire
Traveling
Working
Having some other sort of fun :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OK, this is pretty juicy and I've never told anyone before, but here goes...

There I was, just about to*&(LDs9LxQ-~^*(&R:J DSU+ Line Error.... Connection Lost: The remote system is no longer responding.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 30–57
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
... you are cute, smart, and non-monogamous.