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ChrisFunFunFun

49 San Mateo, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–57
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Playful
Fit
Extroverted
Intelligent
Emotionally intelligent
Non-Monogamous
Kink-friendly
Liberal
Entrepreneur

I've escaped Catholicism and the midwest in search of more fun. Helping people learn and grow is one of the passions in my life, both personal and professional. I work with very smart tech people, helping them collaborate and play well in the sandbox. On the personal side, I think that healthy relationships help us become better versions of ourselves, while adding joy to our lives.

I enjoy: meeting new people, learning, teaching, flirting, the first kiss, fast cars, flogging, running, camping, coffee shops, San Francisco, Portland, Las Vegas, poker, spinning fire, and driving with the top down.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it!

Work is engaging, challenging, rewarding and fun.

I'm on the lookout for new and interesting people to connect with.

I'm spending just a bit too much time with my laptop, maybe you can help with that?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing
Listening
Helping people grow
I like to think that I'm raising bad jokes to an art form.
I'm pretty good with floggers or flaming poi in my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The long hair and the fact that I'm probably talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Heinlein, The Alchemist, Delivering Happiness, The Happiness Hypothesis, (See any patterns?), Altered Carbon, Lost Horizon

Short Bus, Inception, Smokey and the Bandit (No, really. Go watch it again it's still fun.), Fight Club, Amadeus, all the 007 films

Live music of most types, I'm especially fond of good singer-songwriter types

Real Chicago Pizza, Indian food, Mexican, what-ever you are making
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fun
Friends
The inter-webs
Erotic connection
My passport
New experiences
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... the future

... right here, right now

...why you haven't messaged me already! Let's get to the fun and adventure part.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Snowboarding
Traveling around the globe
Playing poker or perhaps Settlers of Catan
Spinning fire
Enjoying an awesome restaurant
Having some other sort of fun :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK, this is pretty juicy and I've never told anyone before, but here goes...

There I was, just about to*&(LDs9LxQ-~^*(&R:J DSU+ Line Error.... Connection Lost: The remote system is no longer responding.
You should message me if
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... you are fit, smart, and non-monogamous.

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