Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Compassionate, articulate, hilarious. These are some adjectives
used to describe me when overhearing people's conversations. At
least I'm pretty sure they are talking about me. I mean, why
wouldn't they be? Think Gatsby without the confidence issues.
Captain Ahab, but with better harpooning skills. James Bond with a
better taste in whiskey. Romeo without the crazy ass family and
suicidal tendencies. George Clooney but without the.....wait, he's
I think my most important character trait, however, is my humility
and down-to-earthedness. Yep, that's a word now. I'm like
Merriam-Webster but with a better vocabulary.
Ok. That's enough of that. Hi! I'm Chris. Wait, you know that
already? Oh right, because my terrible profile name gives it away.
I could pay to change it, but really OK Cupid? Really?
So how do I describe myself in a nutshell? It puts me in a tight
spot for sure. Haha! Bad joke 1 of 3 in this profile.