I am determined, smarmy, and cunning.
My Self-Summary
I'm Chris Hansen. I host Dateline NBC's
To Catch a Predator. With
the help of the good people at
Operation Perverted
Justice, I'm able to expose potential predators and prevent
them from acquiring another victim. I joined this site because
Operation Perverted Justice has implemented a new plan of action:
catch
potential predators before
they can chat with our decoys. I like to call this strategy
preemptive preemptive perverted justice. If I get to them first,
potential predators won't even have the chance harm our decoys! So,
behave all you singles!
Also, on a lighter note, I'm trying to start a
bridge club. So, if anyone on
here likes bridge or cucumber sandwiches feel free to contact me!
What I’m doing with my life
In case you didn't know, I'm Chris Hansen. I host Dateline NBC's
To Catch a
Predator. I help catch potential predators before they can
victimize children below the age of consent.
I’m really good at
Talking about myself. Oh, and catching potential predators.
The first things people usually notice about me
My devastating good looks.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
To
Catch a Predator. I wrote it, you know! Also,
Tuesdays with Morrie,
The Lovely
Bones, and
Beloved.
Movies:
Good Night and Good
Luck,
Network,
Anchorman,
The Killing
Fields,
All The President's
Men,
Angels in America,
Newsies,
Driller Killer,
Kazaam, and
Hello, Dolly!. I'm also
set to appear in a film version of
To Catch a Predator. Shia
LaBeouf will have an extended cameo as the male decoy. That boy is
just burning up Hollywood!
Music:
Smooth
jazz and anything that will deter predators.
Foods: I have to admit, I'm a man of refined taste. I love lobster,
but I love Grey Poupon Honey Mustard even more! Caviar or a finely
aged cheese is sure to make my mouth water.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How good I'm going to look on Oprah, my book deal, having dinner
with Stone Phillips. Oh, and catching potential predators.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying on a new suit, checking myself out in a mirror, appearing on
NBC -- you name it! Oh yeah, I also help catch potential predators.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm secretly attracted to the potential predators I detain.
You should message me if
If you are a potential predator, contact me immediately! It would
make my job a whole lot easier. Also, drop me a line if you like
shuffleboard, ribbon candy, or collecting antique rocking chairs.
Don't forget about that bridge group, either!