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ChrisInDE99

40 / M / straight / Single

Smyrna, Delaware

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This fellow seems like quite the catch... cute, smart, funny... why are you single again? haha I loved the profile... great read. Keep on Ke... read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am funny, creative, and friendly.

My Self-Summary

I'm a very laid-back individual, with a good sense of humor that I love to share with my friends and family. I'll try just about anything once, and I try never to jump to conclusions about anything without experiencing it first. I love long drives in my Jeep, especially when I swap the hard top out for the soft top. I like traveling, but I'm just as content to share a good movie, a good book, or some good food at home with someone special. I don't work-out, but I keep myself in shape with long walks, and keeping generally active. I love to laugh and I hope the same is true of you - or I don't think I'm the guy for you. ;)

I've had some interesting jobs in my life - sports radio talk show host, magazine writer, sports podcaster, website writer, computer programmer, website designer, banker, and even construction worker (in college). Currently doing some business consulting and programming for a company dedicated to helping non-profit businesses, which is rewarding work to be involved in.

Every experience you've ever had, good and bad, makes you the person you are today. I really believe that, and it's given me a good perspective on life. And although I haven't done much in the way of on-line dating, just the chance to meet interesting and fun people is reason enough to give it a try! :)

I like watching movies/tv & reading, but I like to get out and do things, too. Like to travel & take long drives. Love the beach. I used to play soccer & volleyball (indoor & outdoor), but I haven't been in a league in a year or 2. I'm also a rabid football fan - Eagles season ticket holder for 16 years!

Well, I don't know what else I can say that will interest you, except to say that I'm told I have a very funny and unique way of looking at things, and a great sense of humor and playfulness.

If you read this far, I guess you're at least a little interested. Why not drop me a line and let me know I caught your eye and strike up a conversation? :) I'm looking forward to meeting new people, making some friends, and (hopefully) to find a woman who can challenge me mentally and inspire my passion.

What I’m doing with my life

I recently started my own computer consulting business, and while not yet financially lucrative, it's been a great experience. I get to help small businesses create a web presence fro themselves, help support large non-profit organizations websites, and even help the average, everyday people around my area keep their PCs virus and spyware free. It's also fantastic working your own hours (I'm a bit of a night-owl) and being able to take off for the beach or to meet friends whenever I like.

I’m really good at

I'm pretty good at reading people. Well, except when it involves them being interested in me - for some reason I'm oblivious to that - lol. I enjoy playing poker, where I get to not only put my people reading skills to the test, but I get to calculate odds in my head, and even do a little bit of acting.

My friends seem to think I'm a good listener and that I give pretty good advice - I'm the natural therapist of the bunch I guess. ;)

The first things people usually notice about me

How would I know, since I'm not them? ;)

I guess people who lean towards seeing the physical first, would notice my eyes. And people who leaned toward noticing the non-physical first, would see my sense of humor.

The six things I could never do without

Ok - been dreading filling out this section since I started my profile, but here goes nothing:

1. my DNA
2. my RNA
3. my ribosomes
4. my ATP molecules
5. enzymes
6. cytoplasm

Ok, I admit it - I'm a smart-ass. :) But seriously, aren't you just a *little* glad it was a little different from the ever more widespread "friends, family, love, sex, music, and [insert random food here - i.e. chocolate, pizza, etc.]" list you so often read? ;)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Random bizarre thoughts.

Example:

OK, follow my logic here...

God is love. -----------------------------(Bible)
Love is patient. -------------------------(Bible)
Patience is a virtue. --(Piers Plowman, later used by Chaucer)
Virtue is knowledge. ---------------------(Socrates)
Knowledge is power. -----------------(Francis Bacon)
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. ----(Henry Kissinger)
The ultimate aphrodisiac is an oyster that has been fed Viagra. ------ (http://www.infoniac.com/offbeat-news/super-aphrodisiac.html)

So when you boil it all down, God is really just a mollusk that takes impotence medicine ?!? Hmmm... the universe sure is a crazy place.

(It's thoughts like this that keep me up at nights...) ;)

On a typical Friday night I am

On a typical Friday night, I like to hang out at my favorite bar near home, relax with a pint of Smithwick's, and listen to some live music. Or even just hang at home with friends, watching movies or playing cards. But honestly, is ANY Friday ever 'typical'? Not if you're doing them right, they aren't... ;)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Well, my favorite thing to do in the bedroom is... wait a second... if I posted a 'private' thing here, wouldn't that by definition make it 'public'? Aw - silly OkCupid... you almost got me there. ;)

I'm a pretty open person, so if you have any questions about me - just ask.