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31 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 12
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in NY and think it's the best city in the world mostly because of its diversity and pizza. I feel like I'm on a never ending quest to find the Holy Grail of Pizza. It doesn't agree with my gluten free diet but hey life is about sacrifice.

Side note:

My doctor says I don't even have a gluten allergy but I feel like a kid again eating those "Nature's Path" GF free cereals with the cartoon Gorilla on the box. Has absolutely no damn nutritional value but its Certified Organic so you cant tell me anything!

End side note

I love good verbal sparring and sarcasm but not obnoxious sarcasm. Challenges and people who present new ones are a turn on to me so if you answered 3-5 years for the "How long does it take before you consider having sex with someone" question, then you might be the girl of my dreams.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a Pop artist and songwriter currently with a company called Lovecat Music. I may have written a song for one of your favorite artists. Who knows...

It pays just enough for me to not break into a full sweat at Whole Foods so I'm happy. Working hard for a dream is the dream itself.

Right now I mostly write music for TV/Film and on the side, I'm working on my soon to be released EP. Youtube[dot]com/HansInglish

Formerly I was an Aircraft Mechanic....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying to be good at everything and reading people
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my eyebrows or my adams apple. Yeah seriously. I sinned a lot in my past life I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Every Malcolm Gladwell book, Game Of Thrones (at the moment), Philosophy books I find fascinating but sometimes struggle to grasp, biographies and autobiographies of random people I find interesting. Also reading God of Small Things right now.

Honestly I have ADD with books. I read 3 at a time and take forever to finish one. Always up for recommendations on new books though. I eventually get around to them.

Music: EDM, Alternative Rock, Blues, Jazz, New Wave, Latin, Pop, HipHop, Rnb, Dancehall. Oh and I have a deep obsession with 80's Pop music.

I think the greatest Hip Hop album of all time is Nas' "Illmatic"...

Last albums I bought was Daft Punk and Jay-Z MCHG.

Movies: I'm a huge movie buff. Too many to really say but my most recent favorites are 12 Years A Slave, Django, Bernie, Miss Bala, Argo, Savages, Take This Waltz, Bellflower, The Raid Redemption, Beasts of Southern Wild...

TV: Colbert Report, Daily Show, Scandal, House Of Cards, Shameless, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, Game Of Thrones, House Of Lies, House, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Tosh.O, Arrested Development, Adult Swim, South Park. I occasionally get caught up by shows like hoarders or intervention and it upsets me when I watch it for 2 hours and the ungrateful drug addict continues to abuse afterwards and doesn't respect my time.

Food: Middle Eastern food is heaven for me. I like mostly everything However.

Also, is there anything better than a good Avocado?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Great Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How dissapointing it that as my favorite animal, Dolphins participate in gang rape.


-Shit like when people say their stomach hurts it's really 90% of the time their intestines that hurt. Think about that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...saying, "I thought it was Wednesday" or
"Why the F$#k is Wednesday spelled like that?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just ask me..
You should message me if
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You can successfully start watching a movie at 11pm and not fall asleep once for its duration and/or share my previously stated disappointment with Dolphins.

I was going to say, "or if you have balls" but that might just throw off who my target audience is.

Easy enough right? No?.....

Just rate my profile. Ill get the hint....