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ChrisROFLMAO

29 M Cincinnati, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an excitable and passionate passenger aboard Spaceship Earth. Probably my greatest joy in life is making others happy. And in an indirect way, I try to be a caretaker, a good steward, of the rest of the passengers and the Spaceship itself.
Anyway, most of my free time is spent playing video games, keeping current with the world, hanging out with friends, and drinking everything. Wine, beer, coffee, tea, liquor--you put it in a glass and I'll romance it for a while. While it's warm, I love getting out there to hug them trees. ;-) I like camping, hiking, generally having nature under my fingernails and having someone with whom I can share the experience.
What I’m doing with my life
I manage a wine and beer department in an independent retailer.
And I'm growing plants. Seriously, I'm like a cat lady, but with plants instead of cats and a penis instead of a vagina.
I’m really good at
Smelling and tasting.
I'm also good at talking to people. I can usually get along with almost anyone, which makes me a good party date. *wink to my friend Greg*
The first things people usually notice about me
How loosely my robe is tied when I go out to get the mail in the morning. Yes, that is the first thing the neighbors notice.

Oh, like first impressions? I'm very gregarious and smiley--having a job in customer service will do that to you if you like it and you're good at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Silmarillion (and much other Tolkien), anything by Twain, Voltaire, other satirists; everything I've ever read by J.D. Salinger, most of Vonnegut's stuff, Pooh stories (not so much the poems) by A.A. Milne, religious texts and books on religions.

Movies: Dark comedy and documentary are among my favorite genres. Favorite directors/writers include the Coen brothers, Lars von Trier, Wes Anderson, Darren Aronofsky. If it's irreverent or it features a dysfunctional family, I'll probably like it.

Music: I'm not as into music as most people, but I dig rock/alternative, Classic rock, funk, blues, soul. Songza just makes the playlists and I listen. I don't know much about it.

Food: I'm a vegetarian and I generally eat what I want. I buy a lot of organic and/or local stuff and I'm pretty capable in the kitchen. Thai, Indian, Mexican, Pizza. Yep.
The six things I could never do without
The mystery at the center of a tootsie pop

A steady source of pizza

A reliable Indian restaurant within five miles of home or work

The right tool for the job, or failing that, a very hard rock with a smooth side and a sharp edge

Say-Something Hats

Precious bodily fluids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly what Reddit brings to my doorstep. I like to get my brain going about the world around me, and Reddit and NPR are good for starting up the engines to look into things for myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working til the evening, then seeing what friends are up to. I like socializing in small settings more often than not, cheap and intimate. I love movies and games of all types, so a laptop is often nearby.
When all that pans out to me being by myself, the laptop is still nearby; however, it's usually just to provide background music or video to cook or do yoga. Songza is an awesome web site for multiplying the fun factor in an evening by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes play Magic: The Gathering. (Please don't give me a wedgie or shoot spitballs at me.)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like learning. If you like a little spice in your life. We'll get along splendidly if you're happy and you like being wherever you are. I'm usually pretty cheerful but I often benefit from having people around me to help me live in the moment.