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ChrisShaffer

24 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am pretty into music (see below)
I know all about the internets
I have a sarcastic and deadpan sense of humor
I like street art and the Onion and Louis C.K. and a bunch of other stuff
I'm pretty good at math...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a grad student studying nanotechnology
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
deadpan deliveries, being irreverent, memorizing useless facts, memorizing useful facts, math, surfing the internet, staying fly, making (mostly profane) sentences with fridge magnets: http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7619/fridgesentences.jpg
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music
anything but country... haha, jk
My Bloody Valentine, Nirvana, The Velvet Underground, Bad Brains, Pixies, Misfits, Biggie Smalls (is the illest!) The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Television, Pavement, Boris, Miles Davis, Elliott Smith, Black Sabbath, The Clash, Sleater-Kinney, The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, The Smiths, Neil Young, Sonic Youth, Electric Wizard, Sleep, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Iggy Pop, Metallica, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Andrew W.K., Nick Drake, Ghostface Killah, Nas, Black Flag, Radiohead, Joy Division, Danzig, Beck, The Strokes, Violent Femmes, Beat Happening, Built to Spill, The White Stripes, Alice in Chains, Jay Z, Tiger Trap, The Beatles, Black Lips, Wu-Tang Clan, Fugazi, Wugazi, Meat Puppets, Sigur Ros, Neutral Milk Hotel, Guided by Voices, Grimes, Slowdive, Earl Sweatshirt, Kendrick Lamar, Daniel Johnston, Unwound

Movies
Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, The Big Lebowski, Trainspotting, Gummo, Reservoir Dogs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, SLC Punk!, Dr. Strangelove, Citizen Kane, True Romance, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Enter The Void, Oldboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, A Band Called Death

Television
Louie, Peep Show, Eastbound and Down, Game of Thrones, Workaholics

Books
The Stranger, The Trial, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, House of Leaves, Invisible Man, Ender's Game, Snow Crash
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without this question for one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music
absurdity
how are there even people
how to make microchips modeled after the human brain (my research)
feedback loops
what I am going to do next
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my friends or staying in staring at electronic screens
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to rock out to Andrew W.K. unironically
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're some combination smart, funny, and creative

EDIT: in a relationship now, not looking for anything