Chris_Froste
32 Oklahoma City, OK
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My self-summary
NOTE: This will ramble A LOT. I wrote most of it a bit at a time. I'm also ADD. Try and keep up with my random thought patterns.

I am very much NOT a Christian. If you are, it will not work out.

Umm...i'm a gamer geek(D&D, Exalted, Vampire, Rifts, Werewolf, etc). I'm a member of the SCA, the Society for Creative Anachronism. I'm a wannabe bard(I write songs, i can't sing), i'm a pirate, and i wish i could be a linguist. In 2004/2005 I attempted college, dropped out, moved to texas, moved back, and have been back since the middle of 2005. It seems that all the women i meet on here that i really like are too far away. :(

I tend to listen to all sorts of music except gospel and most rap.

I said i'm a pirate. As I said, i'm a member of the SCA. In the SCA, I am Captain Christopher Froste of the Frostebite, formerly of the Ansteorran Royal Navy. If you want to know more, just ask. :)

And I have a new motto. :D

"I'm not crazy. I'm not insane. I simply refuse to allow reality to alter my view of the world."

And I refer to insanity as simply being "differently rational."

For those who would like to know, i'm nearly a complete pacifist.

I am Odd, Kinky, and cuddly. I also believe in the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. This means I do not want kids. I do not want to reproduce in any way.
What I’m doing with my life
Not very much. Just surviving. Sitting at the computer, wishing i was somewhere else. Currently working at a call center 5 days a week.

Trying to figure out how I can afford to move to Iceland

I just started making scale mail jewelry, which turned out very popular at work.
I’m really good at
Writing Filks for the SCA, playing table top rpgs, listening :)

Also, apparently, i make a good pillow. ;) And heating pad, im told. :P
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Its almost to my waist. Wishing it could be longer. Or maybe its that i have a twin that always wears black(as opposed to me wearing any color i feel like). Or for those online, they notice my nickname, Frosty. I honestly dont know what everyone notices first.
EDIT: Just got told to add that i have a quiet voice apparently....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Gaming rule books, Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan. Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey(may she rest in peace). Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Anything by Raymond E Feist. Stuff like that. Lots of sci-fi and fantasy. very little non-fiction, if any at all. I get that every day. Who needs it? Fiction is SO much better.

Movies: LOTR, Star Wars, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Pirates of the Caribbean(all 3 so far), Kingdom of Heaven. Same goes for movies as goes for books. lots of fantasy and sci fi. very little non fiction.

Music: Gothic/Industrial, steampunk, filk, folk. I listen to very little rap, a very small amount of pop music. The last few years have seen me mostly listening to 3 bands, only one of which is singing in English. Abney Park, Hedningarna(Finnish/Swedish), and Unreal(Russian). Have to add, I have since added a lot of dubstep to my music library. Listening to Krewella on repeat for the last week or so.

Foods: Im very picky. Nothing with fruits or veggies. Lots of meat, bread, and cheese. Pizza, burgers, pasta.
The six things I could never do without
1. Gaming. Both World of Warcraft and the table top rpgs i play (Dark Heresy, Exalted, Vampire, etc). I took a year and a half off WoW, while playing SWTOR. I have since gone back to WoW when my now ex-girlfriend got me re-addicted.

2. Civil Liberties(well, i guess GWB already took those away....guess ill have to learn to live without)EDIT: Thanks to Nemmi for this one. ;) His profile pointed this part out. :) Just thought id give props

3. Music. I always have music playing in the background....drives me nuts to have silence.

4. Internet Access.

5. Originally I answered "the necessities" here, but i figure thats already counted, so im adding in something else. Air Conditioning. I hate the heat...i want to move north, somewhere it actually gets cold....i can live with the cold...the heat is killing me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Force, SCA, Gaming, curling up with someone....

I think about sex alot, but then again, so do most men. Thats just natural. I also think about what it would be like to have super powers. I think id either like Iceman's powers (why do you think im called Frosty?) or Supermans strength and flight abilities. ;) Maybe just Angel's wings. :D

Lately ive been thinking about Steampunk. Possibly running a Steampunk d20 game if i can find rules for it. Seriously finding a way to build an airship(zeppelin) like in Stardust.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home on the computer. I no longer have a gaming group to play with :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the body of a god. Its laying on the altar to Nyarlathotep in my basement, with the sacrificial dagger sticking out of the chest.

Im somewhat kinky. Make that, quite kinky. ;) Umm..what else would you like to know? Your welcome to ask(ask for my IM accounts, you just may get them)

I bite. I tend to leave marks. Im warning you now.
You should message me if
Your a gamer geek, in the SCA, you think I sound cool.....or you are a Jedi. :)

Ask, and I may give out my aim or yahoo accounts.

Please...if your a camgirl just looking for money, dont bother. Thats not really my thing. I much prefer a girl im likely to actually have a chance of dating. I much prefer "real" people.

And if you cant form a cohesive sentence, or use real words, go play in traffic. Also, republicans or anyone who supports George W Bush/Mitt Romney/Ron Paul, do the same. Do the world a favor and take yourself out of the gene pool. We dont need you dragging us back down to the level of pond scum.

If you can help me move to Iceland/learn Icelandic
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