That being said, let's get straight to the point. I'm mostly looking for a few friends in the area to hang out with regularly or semi-regularly. If it happens to turn into something more, fantastic. If not, then that's just fine too. I wouldn't mind meeting a girl to wine and dine the hell out of though, so message me and lets see what happens.
Now the part about me. I'm a very honest person (brutally honest sometimes) and some people don't like to hear the truth. I am pretty sarcastic when I want to be, and if you can put up with some sometimes rude and often witty banter, then we'll get along just fine.
Stop wasting time trying to get to know me by reading this. Message me so we can go out and get to know each other the way it should be... in person.