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Chrisl3

70 M Worthing, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an honest reliable sort of chap, well educated and travelled, now retired. I enjoy dining, cooking, barbequing, holidays, reading, watching TV, staying in, going out, parties etc. Practical , DIY, mechanics etc.
Hair blonde, eyes hazel, 6ft tall, muscular build, good sense of humour (sometimes wicked). Don't have much time for the daft things in life such as spiritualism. No intense hobbies. Generally I like to take things easy and go with the flow although I have been known give a Karaoke rendition on occasions.
I hold many qualifications. By way of a laugh I am a Feudal Lord of the Realm (perhaps I'll tell you about that some time) and was also the 2006 UK doodle champion. I am a smoker and a drinker, 67 years old (although I'm told I look 10 yrs younger), relatively fit and have many children and grand children.

Having read this it seems that the description of me is biased towards my good self. Obviously I have certain flaws; I am stubborn, arrogant, lazy, untidy, scruffy and occasionally outrageous. These minor flaws are more than outweighed by my charm and natural good looks.

I am caring, fun, and intelligent
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment I am treading water whilst deciding what to be when I grow up and get to play with the big boys. I am undecided as whether to; seek further work abroad, seek work in the UK, write a book, or just chill-out at home. On the other hand I may decide to conquer Europe. Whatever I decide, my life is incomplete in this enforced solitude and I would like to meet an attractive lady with whom to enrich our lives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving problems, fixing things, conversation, entertaining, doing nothing, procrastination and making a fool of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is difficult, I have no idea, perhaps my burly thugish appearance or boyish charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, too many to mention.
Movies, Star Wars, Jaws, Gladiator, Matrix, Tremors, Avatar, Debbie Does Dallas, the list goes on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Friends
Home
Health
Laughter
Well appointed toilet facilities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The problems of the world; environmental, financial, political.

I also set aside a little time for considering the female sex in all its glory and mysterious thought process.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking, watching TV, reading, visiting, dining, taking in some external entertainment, thinking of ways to get back at the lowlife who gave me a parking ticket.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am desperate for a pee.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would like to meet a genuinely nice bloke who is quite handy around the house, well read and travelled, open minded, good fun, and capable of some serious thought on occasion.

Oh! Incidentally! I am told that I am a wonderful, gentle, generous lover.