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Chrisparr

33 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Stay humble stay positive"

My name is Chris, am born and raised in Pittsburgh. I just bought my first house on the south side slopes. I have a fantastic view of the city.
I am a chef, and have three jobs. I'm a busy guy, but never too busy to date. I love my jobs, work with some great people and have a great time. Most of the time I don't feel like Im at work.
I don't get out every night but I do get out usually to a bar, show or hanging out with friends to name a few.
I love road trips. I have driven thought about half the states. Want to see more of the US. I have also traveled the world, but want to travel more abroad.
I practice Bikram yoga. I love it been practicing for about a year and a half now.
Sarcasm, and dark comedy are the best kinds of humor.
I am a big hockey fan, go PENS.
Message me if you want to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream.
Assembling the greatest music selection ever.
Doing my thing.
Trying a little tenderness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music. Head nodding, fist pumping, hip and booty shaking tunes.
Food. Like all types of food, not really picky.
Shows. Simpsons, MST3K, X-files, 30 rock, arrested development, etc mostly comedy shows.
Books. Art or war. Don't read as much as I should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music collection, coffee, crossword puzzles, friends, sarcasm, tattoos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding the perfect beat

“The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings, and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourselves off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one."- Bill Hicks RIP

Traveling back in time.
Becoming immortal.
Riding a dinosaur.
Why I mess up the spelling of weather and whether.
That time I took a make your own wine class and forgot how to drive.
Whether these match, friend and enemy %'s mean anything.
How "go pens" replaces goodbye during the playoffs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home, grabbing a couple drinks or nothing to crazy. More inclined to go out Thursday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kinda cool.
I am Chivalrous.
Have almost every Simpsons episode memorized. Seasons three through eleven that is.
I have a MST3K tattoo.
I like to dance, I think I'm kind of good at it, but my opinion is a little partial.
I'm a helpless romantic.
Beethoven's ninth symphony is my favorite piece of music.
I am pretty clumsy, but can be pretty smooth.
I pick up penny's that are heads up.
But don't tell anyone they are secrets. Shhh
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are cool, laid back, wants to talk and meet if there is a connection.
Or/and you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me (non-kill adventure of course) or go UFO searching.
You have a little hip in your hop.