My name is Chris, am born and raised in Pittsburgh. I just bought my first house on the south side slopes. I have a fantastic view of the city.
I am a chef, and have three jobs. I'm a busy guy, but never too busy to date. I love my jobs, work with some great people and have a great time. Most of the time I don't feel like Im at work.
I don't get out every night but I do get out usually to a bar, show or hanging out with friends to name a few.
I love road trips. I have driven thought about half the states. Want to see more of the US. I have also traveled the world, but want to travel more abroad.
I practice Bikram yoga. I love it been practicing for about a year and a half now.
Sarcasm, and dark comedy are the best kinds of humor.
I am a big hockey fan, go PENS.
Message me if you want to know more.
Assembling the greatest music selection ever.
Doing my thing.
Trying a little tenderness.
Food. Like all types of food, not really picky.
Shows. Simpsons, MST3K, X-files, 30 rock, arrested development, etc mostly comedy shows.
Books. Art or war. Don't read as much as I should.
“The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings, and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourselves off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one."- Bill Hicks RIP
Traveling back in time.
Riding a dinosaur.
Why I mess up the spelling of weather and whether.
That time I took a make your own wine class and forgot how to drive.
Whether these match, friend and enemy %'s mean anything.
How "go pens" replaces goodbye during the playoffs.
I am Chivalrous.
Have almost every Simpsons episode memorized. Seasons three through eleven that is.
I have a MST3K tattoo.
I like to dance, I think I'm kind of good at it, but my opinion is a little partial.
I'm a helpless romantic.
Beethoven's ninth symphony is my favorite piece of music.
I am pretty clumsy, but can be pretty smooth.
I pick up penny's that are heads up.
But don't tell anyone they are secrets. Shhh
Or/and you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me (non-kill adventure of course) or go UFO searching.
You have a little hip in your hop.