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Chrispeare

32 Richmond, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's face it, you're not going to read this. You might scroll through my pictures, decide I'm not very good looking, and move on. And you know, what? I don't blame you. We'd all be lying if we tried to convince ourselves that this site wasn't mostly about looks. And that's okay.

Hello, I'm Chris. And my life is a disaster. I won't get into specifics, because that might ruin the fun of getting to know me.

I'm not so much of a cynic, as I am a realist. I'm also an atheist, pacifist, humorist, satirist, feminist, environmentalist, amateur astronomer, world traveler, and lifelong Steelers' fan.

And according to some website, I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Working on getting my life together.
-Writing jokes on twitter, (@Chrispeare).
-Creating an online comic strip, but sadly, I need a new illustrator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy! Writing jokes, Words with Friends, making people laugh, being a jerk, being nice, volleyball, board games, spades, growing a beard, and standing up for what I believe in, even if it means I'm in the overwhelming minority.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. My black hair and blue eyes? Probably my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: My favorite writers are Charles Dickens, Edgar Poe, and Carl Sagan.
Favorite book: "Great Expectations".
Favorite graphic novel: "The Long Halloween".
Favorite comic strip: "Calvin and Hobbes".
Currently reading "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Curtis Mayfield, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT/Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, etc.

Movies: (Top Ten): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Annie Hall, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Raging Bull, Back to the Future, Goodfellas, Kill Bill 1&2, and The Dark Knight.

TV: 30 Rock, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Cosmos, Fawlty Towers, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock , The Simpsons, The X-Files etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books.
Music.
People.
Science/Technology.
Water.
Zoloft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have an overactive imagination; there's not much I don't think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently? Sitting at home watching Netflix.

If I'm out, I'm probably looking for a partner in crime. (Someone who will rob banks with me, because I'm poor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like my smile, so I don't smile a lot. Some people think I'm angry all the time, but I'm just angry some of the time.
You should message me if
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-You're Tina Fey.