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31 Richmond, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 10:19pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Chris, and I graduated from college last May and despite my Business degree and eight years in the military, I've been unable to find a steady job. My life is a mess.

It's okay, you don't have to read this anymore.

Other things: I'm an atheist, a liberal, pacifist, humorist, satirist, feminist, realist, environmentalist, amateur astronomer, world traveler, and lifelong Steelers' fan.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing jokes on twitter, (@Chrispeare). I have a dark sense of humor. That doesn't mean that I like to be offensive for the sake of being offensive; I just like to make people laugh at things that they normally wouldn't.

And I'm working on getting my life together, because that's important, too, I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy, volleyball, Words With Friends, spades, procrastinating, being creative, witty, funny, growing a beard, not finishing things, and...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. My black hair and blue eyes? Probably my nose. I hate my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Great Expectations, Faust, The Sorrows of Satan, The Crucible, Catcher in the Rye, The Long Halloween, and anything by Edgar Poe. I just recently finished "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan. It was pretty neat.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT/Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, etc. I think Kanye West is a genius, and I will fight you over this, (not literally, of course).

Movies: (Top Five): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Raging Bull and The Dark Knight.

TV: American Horror Story, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Cosmos, Fawlty Towers, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock , The Simpsons, and The X-Files.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People (family/friends/strangers/enemies).
Water (showers/bottled/fundamental for life).
Technology (iPhone/iPod/laptop/future electric car).
Books (reading is important).
Music (music is also important).
Science (I fucking love science).

7. Zoloft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it so hard to make a connection with another human being?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently? Sitting at home watching Netflix.

If I'm out, I'm probably looking for a partner in crime. (Someone who will rob banks with me, because I'm poor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like my smile, so I don't smile a lot. Some people think I'm angry all the time, but I'm just angry some of the time.

Oh, and somewhere out there, there's a video of me singing a Backstreet Boys' song.
You should message me if
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-You're Tina Fey.

-You're a liberal.

-You can teach me yoga.

-You don't necessarily feel the need to meet up, but you want to have a conversation every now and then.

I'm not dumb enough to think that someone would be interested in getting to know me after reading my profile, but I guess it's worth a try.