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31 M Richmond, VA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Well, let's see, I suppose I should be honest: I got out of a relationship a few months ago with someone I thought I could go the distance with and I'm pretty heartbroken about it. I also graduated college last May and despite my Business degree and eight years in the military, I've been unable to find a steady job.

(You can click back, I understand).

My life is kind of a mess right now. I'd like to say that I'm looking for a relationship, but I'm more so looking to make friends. I don't have much in common with my current group of friends. I'm not sure what their problem is.

This is the worst self-summary ever written, isn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
Writing jokes on twitter, (@Chrispeare). I have a very dark sense of humor.

And I'm working on getting my life together, because that's important, too, I guess.
I’m really good at
Volleyball, Words With Friends, sarcasm, procrastinating, being creative, trying to be funny, offending people, growing a beard, not finishing things, and...
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice the fact that I have black hair and blue eyes, which is kind of rare, apparently. And my nose, I hate my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Great Expectations, Faust, The Sorrows of Satan, The Crucible, Catcher in the Rye, The Long Halloween, and anything by Edgar Poe. Currently reading "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT/Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, etc.

Movies: (Top Five): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Raging Bull and The Dark Knight.

TV: American Horror Story, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, Fawlty Towers, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation and The Simpsons.

Food: I'm a picky eater. I'm not proud of it, but I have a weak stomach and I don't really try new things. I spent a week in Germany a few years ago and starved the whole time.
The six things I could never do without
Hot showers
Filtered water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have an overactive imagination, there's not much I don't think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recently? Sitting at home watching Netflix.

If I'm out, I'm probably looking for a partner in crime. (Someone who will rob banks with me, because I'm poor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very insecure about my appearance, so I try to compensate for my looks by learning something new everyday. That's admirable, right?

Oh, and somewhere out there, there's a video of me singing a Backstreet Boys' song.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're a liberal.

-You can teach me yoga.

-You don't necessarily feel the need to meet up, but you want to have a conversation every now and then.