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Chrispeare

31 Richmond, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Chris, and I graduated from college last May and despite my Business degree and eight years in the military, I've been unable to find a steady job. My life is a mess.

It's okay, you don't have to read this anymore.

Other things: I'm a liberal, pacifist, humorist, satirist, feminist, realist, environmentalist, amateur astronomer, world traveler, and lifelong Steelers' fan.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing jokes on twitter, (@Chrispeare). I have a dark sense of humor. That doesn't mean that I like to be offensive for the sake of being offensive; I just like to make people laugh at things that they normally wouldn't.

And I'm working on getting my life together, because that's important, too, I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy, volleyball, Words With Friends, procrastinating, being creative, witty, funny, growing a beard, not finishing things, and...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. My black hair and blue eyes? Probably my nose. I hate my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Great Expectations, Faust, The Sorrows of Satan, The Crucible, Catcher in the Rye, The Long Halloween, and anything by Edgar Poe. Currently reading "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan.

I wrote an article about books for Thought Catalog. It's pretty okay.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT/Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, etc. I think Kanye West is a genius, and I will fight you over this, (not literally, of course).

Movies: (Top Five): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Raging Bull and The Dark Knight.

TV: American Horror Story, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Cosmos, Fawlty Towers, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock and The Simpsons. Recently I started watching The X-Files. I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People (family/friends/strangers/enemies).
Water (showers/bottled/fundamental for life).
Technology (iPhone/iPod/laptop/future electric car).
Books (reading is important).
Music (music is also important).
Science (I fucking love science).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it so hard to make a connection with another human being?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently? Sitting at home watching Netflix.

If I'm out, I'm probably looking for a partner in crime. (Someone who will rob banks with me, because I'm poor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like my smile, so I don't smile a lot. Some people think I'm angry all the time, but I'm just angry some of the time.

Oh, and somewhere out there, there's a video of me singing a Backstreet Boys' song.
You should message me if
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-You're Marion Cotillard.

-You're a liberal.

-You can teach me yoga.

-You don't necessarily feel the need to meet up, but you want to have a conversation every now and then.

I'm not dumb enough to think that someone would be interested in getting to know me after reading my profile, but I guess it's worth a try.

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