Chrispeare
32 Richmond, VA
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My self-summary
Wannabe comedy writer, militant atheist, pacifist war veteran, community college graduate, and overall horrible human being.

I drive a Prius. Which probably says more about me than I ever could.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating an online comic strip despite my remedial drawing skills, and trying to get my life together.
I’m really good at
Jeopardy! Writing jokes, Words with Friends, making people laugh, being a jerk, being nice, volleyball, board games, spades, growing a beard, and standing up for what I believe in, even if it means I'm in the overwhelming minority.
The first things people usually notice about me
My stupid face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorite writers are Edgar Poe, and Carl Sagan.
Favorite book: "Great Expectations".
Favorite graphic novel: "The Long Halloween".
Favorite comic strip: "Calvin and Hobbes".

Currently reading: The Martian by Andy Weir.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Curtis Mayfield, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT/Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Outkast, etc.

Movies: (Top Ten): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Raging Bull, Return of the Jedi, Back to the Future, Goodfellas, Kill Bill 1&2, and The Dark Knight.

TV: 30 Rock, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Cosmos, Fawlty Towers, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Rick and Morty, Sherlock, The Simpsons, The X-Files etc.
The six things I could never do without
Books.
Music.
People.
Science/Technology.
Water.
Zoloft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have an overactive imagination; there's not much I don't think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
(Something about Netflix).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like my smile, so I don't smile a lot. Some people think I'm angry all the time, but I'm just angry some of the time.
You should message me if
You're Tina Fey.

Or, you dropped out of high school to impress Radiohead.
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