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Chrispeare

30 M Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well, let's see, I suppose I should be honest: I just got out of a relationship with someone I thought I could go the distance with and I'm pretty heartbroken about it. I also graduated college in May and despite my Business degree and eight years in the military, I've been unable to find a steady job.

My life is kind of a mess right now. I'd like to say that I'm looking for a relationship, but I'm more so looking to make friends.

This is the worst self-summary ever written, isn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
Writing jokes on twitter. I'm also writing a spec script for The Simpsons. I definitely plan on submitting it to them when I'm done. Just don't ask me how.
I’m really good at
Volleyball, Words With Friends, sarcasm, procrastinating, being creative, trying to be funny, offending people, growing a beard, not finishing things, and...
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice the fact that I have black hair and blue eyes, which is kind of rare, apparently. And my nose, I hate my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Charles Dickens, Edgar Poe, Christopher Marlowe, Marie Corelli, The guy that wrote "The Long Halloween", etc.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, (Can we all agree that The Dark Side of the Moon is perfect?), The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, etc.

Movies: (Top Five): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Raging Bull and The Dark Knight.

TV: American Horror Story, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Fawlty Towers, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation and The Simpsons.

Food: I'm a picky eater. I'm not proud of it, but I have a weak stomach and I don't really try new things. I spent a week in Germany a few years ago and starved the whole time.
The six things I could never do without
iPhone
iPod
Hot showers
Filtered water
Math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have an overactive imagination, there's not much I don't think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recently? Sitting at home watching Netflix.

If I'm out, I'm probably looking for a partner in crime. (Someone who will rob banks with me, because I'm poor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I mask my insecurity with sarcasm.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you know the difference between "you're" and "your", "there", "their" and "they're", "then" and "than", "anagram" and "palindrome" "onomatopoeia" and "alliteration".

And if you're a feminist.