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31 M Richmond, VA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from two-year college
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Chris. I graduated from college last May and despite my Business degree and eight years in the military, I've been unable to find a steady job. My life is a mess.

It's okay, you can click back.

I, like most people, am a walking contradiction. I hate myself. I hate my looks, and I hate the way my life has turned out. However, I sometimes think too highly of my intelligence, and have been called an "elitist" on occasion.

I blame my mom and step-dad for constantly pushing religion on me and simultaneously destroying my self-esteem at a young age. I blame myself for not believing in myself and not living up to what i feel I'm capable of.

I'm a liberal, pacifist, humorist, satirist, feminist, realist, environmentalist, amateur astronomer, and Steelers' fan.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing jokes on twitter, (@Chrispeare). I have a dark sense of humor. That doesn't mean that I like to be offensive for the sake of being offensive; I just like to make people laugh at things that they normally wouldn't.

And I'm working on getting my life together, because that's important, too, I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy, volleyball, Words With Friends, sarcasm, procrastinating, being creative, trying to be funny, offending people, growing a beard, not finishing things, and...
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice that I have black hair and blue eyes, which is kind of rare, apparently. And my nose, I hate my nose.

My friends would probably describe me as "I don't really know that guy and we're definitely not friends."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Great Expectations, Faust, The Sorrows of Satan, The Crucible, Catcher in the Rye, The Long Halloween, and anything by Edgar Poe. Currently reading "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan.

I wrote an article about books for Thought Catalog. It's pretty okay.

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Radiohead, GOASTT/Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger, Wu-tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Common, Killah Priest, Lupe Fiasco, etc.

Movies: (Top Five): Psycho, A Hard Day's Night, The Godfather, Raging Bull and The Dark Knight.

TV: American Horror Story, Archer, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Community, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, Fawlty Towers, Jeopardy, Monty Python, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock and The Simpsons. Recently I started watching The X-Files. I like it.

Food: I'm a picky eater. I'm not proud of it, but I have a weak stomach and I don't really try new things. Ultimately, I don't think it really matters what someone eats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-People (family/friends/enemies/strangers).
-Water (showers/filtered/fundamental for life).
-Electricity (so I can use my lap top, iPhone, iPod, and the electric car I'm going to buy one day).
-Books (reading is important).
-Music (music is also important).
-Science (I fucking love science).

Oh, and I have a cat named Schrodinger, (or do I?).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it so hard to make a connection with another human being?

Because my life is a disaster? I get it now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently? Sitting at home watching Netflix.

If I'm out, I'm probably looking for a partner in crime. (Someone who will rob banks with me, because I'm poor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like my smile, so I don't smile a lot. Some people think I'm angry all the time, but I'm just angry some of the time.

Oh, and somewhere out there, there's a video of me singing a Backstreet Boys' song.
You should message me if
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-You're a liberal.

-You can teach me yoga.

-You don't necessarily feel the need to meet up, but you want to have a conversation every now and then.

P.S. Remember that episode of Saved by the Bell when Screech fell in love with that tennis player, because of how much both of them enjoyed astronomy? That's what I want.