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Christen80

34 F Colchester, CT

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi boys =)before this goes further , I have just a few questions....

Do you live at home? car? job?,do you have mommy/daddy/creepy uncle issues?, are you medicated? if so, why? Do you have an undiagnosed or diagnosed psychiatric disorder?, Should you be medicated if you're not?, Do you wear flip flops other than to the beach ? is your belly button or nipples pierced?, does it take you longer than 5 mins to "do your hair" ?, Are you a cop, C.O.?, do you have control issues?,, Do you snore? ANNNNND most importantly, do you know how to properly use " there", their and they're?
OK. . .

Hi :) first & foremost , a message with one word is effortless and lame & I will not respond. Same goes for anything saying I'm sexy etc. Yes it's summer I may have pics in a bikini. Grow up& Have some respect for ****s sake.
Oh and no I'm not gonna come over for a drink,lol?! really?! If I wanted to die I'd advertise myself on craigslist and invite men over..mmmkkkay ? If you have a problem with any of that, or or the moxie that is me, please feel free to speak to the complaint department. That'd be your nearest trash can ;)
My Instagram. @queenofquips80

So, about me ? Ok, Im a nurse of 9 years & am In school to further my nursing degree. oh , no I won't be "your nurse". Btw- that's incredibly lame& if you even thought of asking me that, you probably should punch yourself. I'm really not that complicated, but I pack a lot of substance. I am a single mother to a teenage boy and all jokes aside my son is my world. If you take this profile seriously , don't message me ! Sarcasm is like a second language to me , however I do know how to be serious. . That being said . . Laughing is great , so take your helmet off & have some fun.

- Christen xo
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not perfecting the art of awesomeness , I'm a full time nurse , mom & part time student furthering my nursing degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Magnets. Cheese. Midgets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me , what did you notice ?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My 6 cats. I live each new day to hear them meow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cloning myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing. My whole life is a lie.