Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcastic, and sometimes witty, I'm good for a laugh but otherwise
fairly boring. I turn down invites to hang out nightclubs with men
that have more cash than braincells if I already have plans to make
dinner, crack open a beer and finish a book I've been
Blunt sometimes to the point of insulting even when I mean no
insult. I believe that language is already an inarticulate way to
express ourselves so why leave things unsaid when not fully
mandatory to do so.
I'm a firm believer that human perception is weak and too limited
for us to ever properly define Good and Evil so judging others is a
sign of limited understanding and imagination. A flexible morality
system however does not give you carte blanche to be a dick to your
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in accounting and tormenting my coworkers for fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making terrible remarks that silence a room.
Making up historical facts/proverbs and getting people to believe
them. (I consider it a writing exercise.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: American Psycho/Kill Your Friends/Norwegian Wood/Dead Eye
Dick/Rabbit Run/Walden/Invisible Monsters
/Transmetropolitan/Catch-22/Skinny Legs and All. Anything from
Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, or Alan Moore. Always looking for more to
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer and books. Anything else is superfluous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Morality paradoxes, genetics/biology, human psychology, evolution,
and various other morbid perversions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking tequila in my office with a few of my coworkers, followed
by dancing and singing drunkenly in an empty street, stuffing my
face with Chinese food to sober up, followed by sneaking beer into
a late movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend more time carefully looking over someones pictures trying
to determine if they're fat or unattractive than reading their
profile trying to determine if they are interesting.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 25–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If four people go out to eat and the bill comes $50.00 how much
will each person pay if they decide to split it equally?
-You find pessimism in a girl to be sexy
-You have atleast one weird story to tell me.
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