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Christiayn

39 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Basque (Poorly), Ilongo (Poorly), Khmer (Poorly), Rotuman (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Bullet points: AM Photographer, Music, Full time employed, Laughter, Brutal Sarcasm, Guitarist, FZR400, Meditation, Oakland, Baseball, Chocolate, Dinners, Tools, Being super duper nice, trying to run.

I am Smart, Dumb, and Smart.

My freezer looks like the Indian frozen food section at Trader Joe's &
I got some more chocolate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working with wires & gadgets & billionaires. I'm a techie tech.

Skeeball.

& this

my photography

I should clarify... Photography is NOT my career...

I can get sucked into a video game on occasion.

Walking to get some groceries yesterday I noticed a Prius double parked alongside my car. The rear door was opened into the side of my car... but the guy seemed to be struggling with a child seat so I didn't say anything & went on my merry way. When I returned after my errand I discovered a large pile of trash alongside my car where the Prius had been... Upset, I took my stuff home & got a garbage bag & headed back out to my car. My intent was to search the pile of garbage for an address of the fuck-faced culprit & dump the garbage on their lawn/car/front step/whatever... When I got there I found that the pile was gone & 3 of my neighbors were standing on the sidewalk with the garbage in a bag. I called out "I was gonna clean that stuff up & dump in at the assholes house who left it!" We struck up a conversation about the guy & had a laugh about it. At that point I felt dumb to ask them for the trash, but we did have a nice conversation about neighborhood goings on. I've lived here 6 years & never met these friendly folks right across the street...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can hold 2 large grapefruits in one hand!!! Ok I'm impressed...
Wires.
Spellcheck.
Minimizing my sleep.
Dust bunny staring contests.
Relying on the lost & found.
Virgin screwdrivers.
Noticing the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no hair.

I smell good.

Deep voice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, movies, shows, music, and food.

Oh... And Idiocracy.... and..... Pootietang.... Black Dynamite.... and money....

Oh oh, & Father Ted, & Fawlty Towers, & the News Hour, & Prairie home companion & antiques road show... sometimes

I really really like the BBC Sherlock Holmes too.

Waiting Dead.... Er, Walking Dead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
power, pen, paper, meditation, humor, chocolatecoffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thermopersonal dynamics.

What your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what...

If the better flavor in these Mexican cokes is worth all the havoc being wrought on our southern border.

Who's lay'n down that base on the Charlie Rose credits music.

If there is any value to the Triple-negative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
TGIF!!!

Avoiding first Fridays & the like.

The Oakland museum off the grid is awfully do-able

Or I'll call a few friends & see what's up & if they don't answer maybe leave a message. Or not...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not Miller time, most of the time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not racist towards Oakland.

You're know the difference in-between:
"U" and "u"
"you'll" and "y'all"
"you'r" & "you's'be"

You take this site VERY seriously.

You'd rather "the beach"
Than "The Playa".