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Christo5698

47 M Fairfax, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
After reading so many great profiles, I finally decided to try and write a good one. I will leave it up to you, dear reader, to decide if I succeeded.
I am 46 years old and married but separated. That sounds like a temporary thing, but it’s not. I just moved to the area for my job about 6 months ago. I have a son, he’s 22 and very close to becoming a real boy and I’m very proud of him. I have 2 cats that I am not quite as proud of because they refuse to get jobs. Slackers.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure it out. For many years my job wasn’t challenging and I got in kind of a rut. At the same time the whole divorce thing happened, I had to relocate and that’s the kind of combo that will make you reevaluate. Now I have tons of new stuff to learn. It’s brutally confusing at times, but it’s good. I realzield that I’d isolated myself, and I’d like to change that.
I’m really good at
Making obscure references. Having my brain make sometimes bizarre connections between things. Making puns that aren’t funny, which I think is funny. Being so dry and deadpan that people often don’t know I’m joking. (Yea, that leads to some awkward moments) I’m good a figuring things out. Answers are important to me, even if the answer itself isn’t all that important. If I’m asked a question I’d rather give my best guess than say I don’t know. Of course sometimes people will believe me when I give a joke answer because of the deadpan thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly, probably very little. I’m pretty quiet around people I don’t know well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Science Fiction is a big deal. I'm an unashamed Star Trek fan, though not DS9 as much. Enterprise and Voyager are both very underrated.
I love Firefly and Buffy. Joss Whedon should get a Nobel Prize for Applied Awesomness. I like BSG before it went all Dawson's Creek in Space. I really liked Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, but not Universe because 1) The Dawson's Creek thing and 2) it made the smart guy the bad guy.
I’m an unapologetic sucker for a happy ending. I don’t like horror movies (horror and suspense are different things), movies that are an unnecessary deconstruction or movies in which people who are supposed to be friends are just mean to each other.
Books that changed the way I look at the world: Guns, Germs, and Steel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Gulliver's Travels. Gulliver meets the Houyhnhms , who have concept of lying because if the entire purpose of language is to communicate ideas, why communicate false ones? THGTTG is full of things that challenge the idea of perception; how do we know what we think we know? How can we know that other people perceive our actions the way we intend them?
I watch The Daily Show every day. I like The Colbert Report too, but not as much. I like South Park, I LOVE The Simpsons, but can’t stand Family Guy. I've tried, really.
I have two cats. I play World of Warcraft.
I’m not into watching sports. I can't get emotionally invested in a game that doesn't affect me. I don't like practical jokes because why would you make someone you care about feel bad?
I read a lot of histories; my current favorite is John Keegan. He explains military history as the result of politics, technology, agriculture, culture and sometimes weather and crowd dynamics. It's an amazingly detailed yet intuitive way to look at things.
The six things I could never do without
I really have no idea how to answer this. There are a lot of things I could do without, I'd just hate it. But I'll play:
-my computer
-my parents, who are awesome
-beefaroni
-cats
Is that six yet? No? I'll finish later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, pop culture, my job, my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching tv, on my computer, trying to get my cat to stop laying on the keyboard. Usual stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sometimes baffled by ordinary social interaction. I think I get a "dog with his head cocked to one side" confused look.

I think Weird Al Yankovic is a genius.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You found any of the above ramblings interesting and think there might be more there.