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Christo_licious

46 M Essex Junction, VT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
When I'm not dancing Gagnam Style (and frankly, if you're not, you should be), I'm bopping between work, a run, golf in the summer, hiking, and wondering why I don't live on an island somewhere surrounded by cerulean water.
What I’m doing with my life
Ran 6 half-marathons in 2013. I think I'm all set with the running things for a little while. Generally speaking, they suck - but I do it anyway. For the cool t-shirts. And I signed up for a 10K next weekend. Clown.

I'm wondering why the hallway doesn't paint itself.

I'm also wondering why a cat would feel the need to lick my face to wake me up every day.

Planning, in a very vague and undefined sense, an invasion of a small Caribbean island so I can live out my days as a pirate king. A successful pirate king, not one of those washed-up wannabe pirate kings.
I’m really good at
Making sure there's no more ice cream left in the Ben and Jerry's pint.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can make most people laugh. Sometimes it's as easy as taking the bag off my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Currently reading "Coolidge" by Amity Schlaes. Slowly.

Favorites
Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men - David Foster Wallace
The Baroque Cycle - Neal Stephenson
Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson
Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson

Music:
Queens of the Stone Age
Kat Wright and the Indominatable Soul Band
Neko Case. Neko Case. Neko Case. Her "Blacklisted" kills me.
Sarah Jaffe
Old 97's
Pearl Jam
David Gray
311
Mike Doughty
Heartless Bastards
SoundGarden (waited a long time for "King Animal" to come out)
Tragically Hip
Kings of Leon
Adele
The Replacements (The 'Mats!)
Poe

Movies:
Romeo Is Bleeding (Christo DARES you not to like it!)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
The Girl Who Played With Fire
The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's nest
Cool Hand Luke
Deliverance
Amelie
Jaws
Rounders
Breaker Morant
The Machinist
Swingers
Watch It
The Lives of Others
The Watchmen (a truly guilty pleasure here)
Broadcast News
The Pope of Greenwich Village
Diner
Fight Club
Lost In Translation
The six things I could never do without
The morning cuppa joe

Sunshine - it makes me happy.

My two cats, the lovable geeks.

Diet Dr Pepper. And lots of it.

Running shoes. And running.

Under Armour.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The house I might live in, at some point in the future - where it will be, why a circular staircase that runs from the loft bedroom right down to the kitchen is a fantastic idea, and what the view out the panoramic kitchen windows will look like. I'm also wondering who's going to chop all the wood for the fireplace. I hope you're handy with an ax and a log splitter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Off for a run outside
Cooking dinner
Catching a flick
Reading a book
Starting a Fight Club
Fighting a Start Club
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Americone Dream is the crystal meth equivalent for ice cream addicts.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Fear does not dominate your decision-making.