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26 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:19pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I paint sneakers, build LEGO, listen to jazz, and drink whiskey. Sometimes all at once, but that usually makes a mess.

I have a job in video games. It's awesome AND pays my bills. So I got that going for me... which is nice.

I'm always ready for an adventure unless it's nap time. I haven't met someone I can't learn from; I return the favor whenever possible. I've found it only takes a little bit of effort to make a new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Creating a syllabus for a hip-hop history and appreciation class. I have no students, nor a venue.

I meditate a few times a week. I balance this out by spending Sunday drinking mimosas and playing video games with my cat. (... The cat doesn't play video games. She naps in the corner.)

Eating KBBQ.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating free cheese at Bristol Farms.

Losing half my Sunday at the coffee shop.

My Bob Ross impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh like a supervillain.
(I wish I were a supervillain. A volcano lair, henchmen, nice suits, sharp wit... I don't see any downsides...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Every meal can (and should) be breakfast; the position of the Sun can't tell me what to eat.

Scott Pilgrim, The Design of Everyday Things, Atlas Shrugged

Last Action Hero, Back to the Future 3, Set It Off

Home Movies, It's Always Sunny, Cosmos

Binary Star, MF DOOM, The Roots, Black Star
Anamanaguchi, Daft Punk, Electric Guest, Air, Girl Talk, Creedence, Miles Davis, & Freddie Redd
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Outdoors, my cat, beds so large I can sleep diagonally, computer, pizza, shitty puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wait...Are we supposed to be taking this seriously? I haven't been taking this seriously the whole time... Aw fuck, you guys were being serious?!

Whether I love Teemo, or hate Teemo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stealing Fizzy Lifting Drink with my grandfather, accidentally traveling through time & avoiding incest, un-shrinking my siblings & myself, incorrectly answering "are you a god?". If those plans fall through I'm on a couch at my friends house eating tequila, playing guacamole, and drinking video games. Or... something like that.

Saturday afternoon is more interesting:
Museums, farmer's markets, Runyon Canyon, arcades in Little Tokyo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I knit better when I'm drunk. (Not a euphemism)

I'll put down the jokes for a moment: sometimes I wonder if I've tricked all the people in my life. They seem to think I'm well put together, intelligent, and funny. The truth is I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing and I'm just a confused human like the rest of us.
You should message me if
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You want to play pinball (still not a euphemism), you like pizza and high-fives (maybe a euphemism?), you think movies on the couch is always a valid option, you're down to run a half-marathon so long as we drink a beer afterwards.

If you like getting drunk at Sunday brunch and then watching movies all day.