Christopherg81
34 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
I am a fun, quirky, smart, and original guy. I have not been on this site for a while for a number of reasons, but feel it is time to see who is out there again these days. I am into art, sports, food, wine, gardening, reading, walking, adventure, tinkering about, cooking, comedy, sci-fi, etc to be generic about things. I would rather leave some stuff up to q&a, dates, and not telling everything I can think of about myself. I enjoy living what most people might consider an unorthodox lifestyle. I am passionate about what I get involved in, mature, and do not like other people's ridiculous drama ruining my day or my life. I am not petty, irrational, or closed minded. I am curious, idealist, and low maintenance.
What I’m doing with my life
Re-inventing myself as per use. Bartending, making fun art, cooking, snail mailing, reading( real books), trying to find tough answers to important questions, traveling, helping make wine and sell it, but really just watching a lot of sports and nerdy shows since its winter. The occasional jerking off or fixing things around the house.
I’m really good at
Making things more interesting, humorish art, naps, rustic cooking. Finding the blue lining.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some say my blue eyes or unusual way i carry myself about.

I think it's my fat wallet and hot ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
KVJ, cookbooks, Neil Gaimen, Blues Brothers, Wes Anderson, Always sunny, Marvel universe, Joss weadon,.!, dan patrick show, bill burr podcast, baseball... Soup, futurecop!, bloc party, new order, millencolin, lucky peach, bon apetite, ....just some random pleasures.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick
Flip flops
Axe body spray
Mustash cream
My unicycle
Pin wheels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many damn people there are and what they all do.

Jokes

Weird stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Glueing pictures together while watching the game and drinking beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't give a shit what people think of me at the end of the day.
You should message me if
Curiosity. Just message if you think it would be fun. You wanna go get a beer and snort some gluten. If things go well we could shoot up some alergens and have an abortion.
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