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33 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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HI! Birds are pretty wierd when you think about it. I'm pretty laid back, goofy, and fun. I work in restaurants and bars mostly, super into food and wine, but make a bunch of art stuff too. I am trying to get the most out of this crazy world, and that sometimes means something different from day to day.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mailing things all over the place
Hitting the reset button a lot
Starring off into other worlds that sadly don't exist,....this is what we got kids. Sorry. But we always have amazgination and sleepy time dreams to spackle our shit sandwich with glitter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snail mail, home cooking, bartending, meatloaf, glue, sharpies, humor, origionality, remembering movie and tv lines, mario 3, soup, stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm reserved around strangers in public, but very outgoing around strangers at work. Life is all about balance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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KVJ, cookbooks, Neil Gaimen, Blues Brothers, Wes Anderson, Always sunny, Marvel universe, Joss weadon,....yes BUFFY!, Parks and Rec,... Soup. Most anything with sophisticated yet simple umami sense.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All six or more. But i'm learning to cope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Geography and letters.....but mostly how things got this way. This place is really messed up, and putting the pieces together is fascinating and insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
napping, working, or making stew.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh i should add here that i actually am an avid sports fan and watch/ listen when possible. I like baseball and basketball most, but guilty watch too much football.
You should message me if
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You are not conceited, snobby, slobby, or a knows what best person. Wanna get a beer, cocktail, cup of coffee, then a beer, or a cocktail and talk about whatever comes up and see where the day and or night goes.

Or exchange awkward philisophical cryptic messeges until one of us totally loses their shit.

Also I am a cigarette smoker. In the very slow process of quiting and am gaining control over the habit, but still enjoy a smoke, probably will excuse myself for one if we meet up, but in no way push that lifestyle, I just warn because some people get all crazy and pious about being anti-smoking, and that would just not end well.

Aside from that,....well hell...messege me just because.