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32 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I love wine. I love food. I really like a lot of other human crafted edibles and drinkables, I explore and work in this world, and everyone is welcome if they behave themselves. Within reason and context of course.

. I value authenticity in people. I have a wide range of interests that include sports, geography, exploration, literature, history, etc and more. Just ask!...I like all sorts of things!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out everything a bit at a time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not doing un pleasant things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My twins hat on my days off? Meh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: KVJ, Gaimen, McSweeny's stuff, Herbert, fun fantasy sci-fi adventure stuff, chew, wine and food books, pollan, and on and on.

Movies: There are many....but here are 5 favs. Blues Brothers, Zoolander, Magnolia, Labrynth, The life aquatic.

Shows: I am weirdly choosy, but comedy is my favorite genre....Always sunny, Parks and rec, Office, Archer, Aqua teen hunger force, Louie, arrested development, portlandia, freeks and geeks, undeclared, buffy, firefly, dollhouse, twin peaks, bob's burgers, seinfeld, friends, breaking bad, weeds, snl!, etc etc

Food: I love all sorts of food, a lot, anywhere from the classics, to new inventive cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people shop for underwear, whats under the ocean, whats under everything, bees, how the fuck i can get these veges to grow, why airports are stupid, why comerciallism still works. Where did all the shake weights go?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making everyone happy. Then i go home and open a bottle of sherry or whatever and cry...then play wii baseball and rock it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tired
I can't wait in line for anything over ten minutes
I ride the bus
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fun, like humor, not uptight, like good wine, drink, and food,...wanna get into some adventure or good banter. Or feel like doin somethin stupid and gettin into trouble.....always a good way to hit it off.