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Christorian

31 M Huntington, WV

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I basically have to rebuild a personal life from scratch, and I don't really remember how. So I turned to the Internet. At the very least I might meet interesting people.

I'm probably the least hip person you will ever meet. I'm still trying to figure out Pogs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a couple of jobs and pondering another degree. My future is pretty wide open at this point: I have no idea what I'll be doing or where I'll be doing it in the future. I have no life-plan.

I didn't really live my life for a long time. I'm trying to now. Right now I just want to try and enjoy things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being left-handed. You could say I don't even have to try. It just comes naturally to me.

I say the word "Dude" a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's probably something bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. I watch a lot of movies and television shows and listen to music. But typing out a bunch of stuff I like seems really boring so I'll just say I'm a nerd. My idea of a good time would be to marathon movies and provide my own wry commentary. Well, wry to me. It might actually be obnoxious. I'm likely to start a conversation by saying something like, "Hey, remember that time Steve Urkel went back in time? That was a trip." Or maybe, "Hey, remember when that replacement dude from Power Station tried to kill MacGyver? No? Just me? OK then." I like pop culture.

AMC makes some great television. Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Walking Dead, Rubicon.

As for music, I like the Clash. I like the Talking Heads. I like Prince.

So that's some stuff I'm into.

Actually that second one was a trick question. The replacement dude from Power Station tried to kill MacGyver like six times.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I watch a lot of TV. People say it is bad for you, and it is, and that's why I watch it. Caffeine is pretty cool. Books. Books are good. Modern amenities, like power and running water. Is that one thing or several? That's like four or five things, depending.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try to think as little as possible, but my brain fights me on this one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't buy into the whole "doing something special on the weekends" deal. I feel that's unfair to the other days of the week, like Tuesday. Nobody ever asks about Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I tear the label off pillows.

I really like the smell of play-doh. It doesn't taste nearly as good, though.

I eagerly await the return of Art Deco.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you don't take things too seriously, or if you're the sort of person who feels sorry for the corn dog in the Ensure commercial.

Or if you like Achewood. Someone who likes Achewood is automatically tops in my book.