I basically have to rebuild a personal life from scratch, and I don't really remember how. So I turned to the Internet. At the very least I might meet interesting people.

I'm probably the least hip person you will ever meet. I'm still trying to figure out Pogs.

Working a couple of jobs and pondering another degree. My future is pretty wide open at this point: I have no idea what I'll be doing or where I'll be doing it in the future. I have no life-plan.

I didn't really live my life for a long time. I'm trying to now. Right now I just want to try and enjoy things.

I'm really good at being left-handed. You could say I don't even have to try. It just comes naturally to me.

I say the word "Dude" a lot.

It's probably something bad.

I read a lot. I watch a lot of movies and television shows and listen to music. But typing out a bunch of stuff I like seems really boring so I'll just say I'm a nerd. My idea of a good time would be to marathon movies and provide my own wry commentary. Well, wry to me. It might actually be obnoxious. I'm likely to start a conversation by saying something like, "Hey, remember that time Steve Urkel went back in time? That was a trip." Or maybe, "Hey, remember when that replacement dude from Power Station tried to kill MacGyver? No? Just me? OK then." I like pop culture.

AMC makes some great television. Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Walking Dead, Rubicon.

As for music, I like the Clash. I like the Talking Heads. I like Prince.

So that's some stuff I'm into.

Actually that second one was a trick question. The replacement dude from Power Station tried to kill MacGyver like six times.

I watch a lot of TV. People say it is bad for you, and it is, and that's why I watch it. Caffeine is pretty cool. Books. Books are good. Modern amenities, like power and running water. Is that one thing or several? That's like four or five things, depending.

I try to think as little as possible, but my brain fights me on this one.

I don't buy into the whole "doing something special on the weekends" deal. I feel that's unfair to the other days of the week, like Tuesday. Nobody ever asks about Tuesday.

I tear the label off pillows.

I really like the smell of play-doh. It doesn't taste nearly as good, though.

I eagerly await the return of Art Deco.

You should message me if you don't take things too seriously, or if you're the sort of person who feels sorry for the corn dog in the Ensure commercial.

Or if you like Achewood. Someone who likes Achewood is automatically tops in my book.