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My self-summary Propose an edit

My name is Mary. I am 20 years old. To even begin to describe to you who it is I am, seems like a very laborious task. And those who know me, know I hate laborious tasks. But you don't know me. So I'm going to proceed for your sake.

I lost my parents at 16. If you are going to know me, you should know that. It shaped my identity in ways that even I still don't fully understand. Secondly, you need to know that I am a psychology major at a private liberal arts school. This should tell you many things about me. If it didn't, stop reading. If you're still reading, then toss those assumptions right out the fucking window. I chose psychology because 1) my entire family is crazy with the exception of me and 2) I developed my personality in such a way that without some rudimentary understanding of the human mind I wouldn't know myself at all.

A lot of people have a crappy childhood, and it doesn't make me special at all. What does is the way I coped with it. I lied to myself, subverted myself, built up high walls of artifice, and did everything possible to ruin myself. Still not very special, I know. But from all of this 'mind-mutilation' as I like to call it, came a very real understanding of psycho-pathology. I get crazy people like a polyglot gets languages.

In spite of all this or maybe because of it, I have a sunny disposition and an unflappable temper ( most of the time). I'm very easy to get along. I don't take a lot of effort or time to please. So that's a plus for you. I'm practically a pet.

I do however hate to be judged. So if you want to pass judgment, fuck you.

Since I like the human mind, and I like introspection, I also have experimented with drugs. Ooooh, drugs, be scared! Ok now really, I am a weedhead. I get stoned and introspect sometimes, and something I just get stoned. A cigar is sometimes just a cigar. Or maybe not.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I am: Enjoying everything life has to offer, Partaking in sensual pleasures, Mocking the Universe, and Worshiping my own personal deities

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Living a Zen lifestyle.

Writing.

Getting good grades.

Enamoring people.

Losing things.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I am short, barely 5 feet tall. I'm stacked. ( Why down play it eh?) I have large light blue/gray eyes. I don't laugh nearly as much as I should. I also have really long dark brown hair, a fair and clear complexion, a propensity for self-loathing.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Everyone skips this section anyway. Why don't you just ask?

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Sativa, Indica, love, sanity, a least 1 other person, and music.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Ask me and find out you lazy piece of crap.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

HA HA

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

The dark makes me lonely.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You aren't put off I guess.

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