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26 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot if people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I am what I am and that's all that I am. I'm an "artist" as much as anyone is. Though if you're one for Socrates, then life it's self is an art thus making artists of us all. So, basically I'm a person who identifies as a living thing. I guess I'm not as deep as I thought I was.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an aide at a special needs school. My real dream, however, is to make cartoons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My greatest talent by far is my writing ability. beyond that I'm a pretty good cook, I can draw, I've had my masseuse, insurance, and first aid/first responder licenses. I'm sort of a Jack of all trades, master of none.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I probably remind you of some Jewish guy you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: anything by R.A. Salvatore Movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Show: One Piece Music: My favorite band is Tool, but I love all music except pop (or pop-[insert music style to be ruined by producers here]) In reality though: metal. Food:Bacon, for it is ambrosia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family, Bacon, Car (a necessity in modern society), Phone (it is my map of the world), and Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The futility of building a better world in a universe with entropy and the pointlessness of the nihilism such thoughts inspires.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin out with friends or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My left butt cheek itches a little
You should message me if
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You're just crazy enough to do it.