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23 Port Jefferson Station, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Kevin. I love learning, my friends, adventure, a stiff drink and possibly you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Same as everyone else, trying to find where I belong. Constantly striving to better myself. Being a lumberjack. It bothers me that trees have no natural predator. I mean to fix that. Working and trying to find a career I'm passionate about so i can justify dropping 30,000$+ on finishing my college education instead of wasting away in Gen. Ed. hell
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving. be it very far, or very fast....or both. Going on (starting?) adventures or finding myself suddenly in one.....sometimes with lots of instant regret but i endure for the stories sake. Being quite the orator in matters pertaining to said adventures of my a modern day bard if you like.

People watching and coming up with elaborate stories for their lives up to that point. Cooking; very good at that, although baking completely eludes me. Finding all things sharp and/or hazardous with my bare feet in the dark. not being artistic. Breaking out into song and dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a pretty tall guy usually sporting a beard. Its never to hot for flannel shirts and hats. My larger than life feet/shoes. I give myself the title of " very hilarious" due to much customer feedback but that's for you to decide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hitchens, Dawkins, Heinlein, Jordan, Tolkein, R.R. Martin, Plato, Paine.

Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Gladiator, Bronson, The Matrix, Firefly, Game Of Thrones, Star Wars trilogy (there were no prequels in my eyes.), Gordan Ramsay, Top Gear, anything horror. watch almost any documentary at least once.

Tool, Four Year Strong, Blood for Blood, Day to Remember, Almost Famous, Thrice, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, A Perfect Circle, Casey Jones, Modest Mouse, Rage Against the Machine, Starting Line, The Wonder Years, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, Neil Young, get the idea.

good? is that an option? I love all food. I dont care where its from or what is made of, ill try anything once. I'm very adept in the kitchen i always enjoy a bit of cooking competition :D.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1994 Rangers Stanley Cup hat
Worn Hiking Boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How Snakes are just tails with faces :/
-where my choices will take me in life
-post apocalyptic earth and how bad-ass I'd be in it.
- concepts like the vastness of space, infinity, time, our existance and purpose.....again, you get the idea.
- what do I want to commit my life to for the next 60 years (heres to hoping) as a career and source of money.
-why it always feels like im the only one in the room who wants to drink tonight
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Long boarding at 3am when the streets are empty. At the bar, being sociable with friends or not friends. Being broke because i paid everyone's tab at the bar Thursday night. Or sitting at home gaming it up with all my friends. I never know until about 8:00pm said friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When i drink i listen to way to much kesha :/ so sorry. I'm a pretty huge nerd and it would be long winded to list all my various nerdy outlets
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to find out what its like to be a pseudo lumberjack. You want to challenge me to a cook off. You need a bar buddy because its better to drink with strangers than to drink alone. You have a short skirt and a long jacket. or any reason really, its just not every day you get to quote cake so perfectly.