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Chubbylover582

32 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Albanian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a single guy lookin for a good time LOL

UPDATE: okay i been on here now for like many months and i havent even goten one date yet!!!!!!! what is going on are all these girls lesbian or princesses LOL

UPDATE2: i did some sneakin and peekin at lots of the other guys on this site for so i can inspect my competition and i dont see why any of you would go on date with any of them but not with me!!!! W.T.F.?!?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not 2 much really.

I like to relax and i play the oboe its like music to your ears i promise you this!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cunnylingos

if you have a bag of chips and i close my eyes and eat a chip i can pretty much always guess the flavor of the chips without looking at the bag!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a sea otter in my pants LOL

Just kidding probly people notice my thick powurful neck or the fly rims on my kickin rad truck (hope so spent all my money on them!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
REading is for nerds i prefer to watch Sportscenter and WWE Raw

but i also enjoy shows that many girls prefer such as grays anatemy and survivor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. food
2. porno
3. beer
4. my truck
5. the gym
6. fleshlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sticking my dink in girls' different holes

J/K

okay not j/k LOL

serious answer is: i often think about if i was a wrestler who would be my tag team partner and in what order i would probably collect all the diffrent belts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
using a mirror to draw sketches of my own junk

either that or just chillin with my best buddy Gary
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes i wish i lived 50 years ago when girls wore those pointy bras still
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna get split
J/K!!!

as you can see i like to make dirty jokes sometimes but this is just my sense of humor so please relax about it.

serious answer is you should contact me if you want a real nice guy who knows the right way to treat a lady (treat her good)