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28 Saugus, MA Man


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  • Ages 18–94
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do. Yeah, you! I want to learn something new. Can you help? I can teach you something in return, if you want. Not that I can teach you anything particularly useful. But I know how to do some pretty useless things!
What I’m doing with my life
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For my job I am a massage therapist. Like, professional. None of that monkey business, so if you're looking for happy-smiley slap and tickle you better take that elsewhere. Well, I mean, I like that stuff, too, you just gotta keep bizness and pleasure separate, yeah? I have some other hobbies/interests I try to pursue. I've received formal training as a hypnotherapist, yoga teacher, thai massage (and other modalities), and studied religion in college. I also can make/maintain dreadlocks and play the didgeridoo. I have the basics of pool down, and beekeeping. If you are curious about this stuff and want to learn, maybe I can teach you? I have all necessary equipment required for the activities I've mentioned.

I'm trying to learn or get lessons in Spanish, acoustic guitar, how to sing, partner yoga, or really perhaps any unusual or interesting trick or ability. Juggling? Soap Making? Stuff like that?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good is subjective. I would say I'm mediocre at best.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: old school hip hop, brass horns, blues, anything funky. Zapp and Roger.
Food: Anything loaded with sugar. Greasy is good. I eat healthy shit, too.
TV: Sometimes Steven Colbert or John Stewart. Or antiques roadshow....aaannndd sometimes I might watch Ancient Aliens. Like, I'm a little embarrassed, but c''s ALIENS!
You should message me if
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What if some one checks out your profile and doesn't send you a message? Obviously it's fine to check out their profile in return, but you probably shouldn't send them a message, right? I mean, they looked all over your stuff and was, "Nah, that ain't cool." So it would be silly to send them a message. That's how I see things, maybe I'm crazy? So if you instead think, "hey, maybe that is cool?" and send me a message, I'll respond. And if I get to your profile before you get to mine, I'll do the same thing. Gravy?

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