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  • Ages 21–28
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My self-summary
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I'm not the best at talking about myself, but I'll try. I goof around and crack jokes constantly. I've been compared to the Muppets.

I LOVE film and tv. Graduated from film school in Philly but I've been heading back to my drawing roots. I'm an artist (animator, storyboard artist, illustrator). Raised in an environment where art is important, so its important for someone else to like art as well

I both need to be outside doing something, even just walking aimlessly, while simultaneously just wanting to stay inside. A lot of walking around time is also spent in record and book stores.

I'm a huge HUGE comedy nerd.

And I own a rabbit.

I'm a WHOLE lot sillier than my profile shows. I vary between being really shy and extremely outgoing
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a jaded twenty-something barista that graduated with an art degree, ya know, the wonderful cliche, but gotta pay them billz somehow.

But other than that, I'm working on and trying to publish a children's picture book called 'ABCs of Absurd Alliteration'. I love wordplay! And I got so many other ideas I want to work on.

And if you reeeeallly feel inclined, check my work: (yea, I know, its long. I gotta change that. eventually)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at making people laugh; it's always great when people are laughing. But I can also be awkward (who isn't, nowadays, it seems)

Creating little absurd illustrations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall. Honestly I don't really know what things people notice about me first. Maybe someone can tell me what they first notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Hunter Thompson fan, HP Lovecraft, the poetry of Allen Ginsberg and Charles Bukowski, Portrait of the Young Man as a Artist, Clockwork Orange, Siddhartha, Peanuts comic strip, Into the Wild, Inherent Vice.

I'm legitimately reading Infinite Jest

Movies- Being a film major, this is imperative to me. Some of my top films are Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Robin Hood (Disney all day!), Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (I always cry, one of my teachers even announced that to a room of 60 people), Where the Wild Things Are (hits me where I live), Clockwork Orange, Ghostbusters, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Dark Knight trilogy, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Tarantino's entire filmography, and many, SO many more. I could talk all day.

TV- Community, 30 Rock, SNL, Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Bojack Horseman, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Flash, Portlandia, Regular Show, Black Mirror, Arrested Development, Broad City, The League, Bob's Burgers, Archer, late night talk shows

Music- An eclectic mix, my record collection presents a better idea. Regardless, The Beatles, The Roots, Jack Johnson, Ramones, The Clash, Miles Davis, Art Blakey, The Strokes, Creedence Clearwater, Gorillaz, Matt & Kim, Beastie Boys, The Shins, Childish Gambino, Dinosaur Jr, Lake Street Dive, Of Monsters & Men, Black Keys, Country Joe & the Fish.
I also have an always growing vinyl collection; love records

I listen to the Marc Maron WTF podcast a lot; I find the conversations with certain people to be both really helpful and intriguing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my music/records
a pad and pencils/pens
my trusty skateboard
my rabbit

It says six but I don't care:
Converse Chuck Taylor's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I look up at the night sky, wishing to escape to the cosmos to see what else the universe has to offer. I refuse to believe this is all there is the universe has to offer. That's what I think about. And I seriously believe in the multiverse.

Also, where that other sock went (I have a few theories)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, too much skate-around-aimlessly-observing-everything-as-I-go-by. Or laying back and listening to my records; possibly working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm bad at flirting. I know this. I've been told this. Just know this.

These are also 'fun facts' (cuz idk what to share, but I'm pretty open)

-I have been set on fire twice; once by accident, once on purpose
-I have a storage box specifically for candy that I try to keep full. I have a sweet tooth, bad.
You should message me if
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You've gotten this far down and really seem interested and want to talk.

And if you have more to say than just 'hi'/'how was your day'/'I think your bunny is cute'; seriously, that's a lame conversation starter & I probs won't respond.