33 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary

I'm a 30-something guy trying to juggle my career as an infographic artist for a newspaper with being a single dad to a five-year-old cat.

I'm extremely loyal to my friends and family, unless better ones come along.

These are some things that I like: brunch, travel, sailing, manhattans, complicated board games, antiques, polaroids, menswear blogs, comics, trivia nights, npr podcasts

These are some things that I don't like: sweaters with zippers (it's unnatural), street performers who look like statues, the saying "om nom nom", hands above the head dancing
What I’m doing with my life
Squandering it, mostly.
I’m really good at
Karaoke, making pulled pork (not a euphemism) (maybe a euphemism), Pretty Woman-ing you with a pizza box, and impersonating SNL announcer Don Pardo.

I'm really bad at poaching eggs, though, so that's your job.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyepatch
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Paul Pope, Mike Allred, Chris Ware, Grant Morrison, Peter Milligan, Bryan Lee O'Malley

Movies: High Kicks, Lady Terminator, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Traxx, Never Too Young To Die, The Deadliest Prey, Double Team, Birdemic, Cool As Ice, all of the classics

TV: The Wire, Arrested Development, Archer, Please Like Me, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, Community, Venture Bros., Breaking Bad, Drag Race, The Outs, Bored To Death, The Thick Of It, Golden Girls, MST3K

Music: Grizzly Bear, Robyn, Arcade Fire, Solange, Sigur Ros, M83, Broken Social Scene, Beach House, Vampire Weekend, Phoenix, Frank Ocean, The Weeknd, Jessie Ware, Alt-J, Haim

Food: Everything except raisins. I'm still on the fence with craisins.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Thing from "The Fantastic Four"
2. The song "Wild Thing"
3. The board game "Things"
4. Thing from "The Addams Family"
5. Swamp Thing
6. Thing 2 (But not Thing 1)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to be for Halloween
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching ABC's "What Would You Do?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm building a mystery.