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Chuckleslovakia

32 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:31pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SPOILER ALERT:

I'm a 30-something guy trying to juggle my career as an infographic artist for a newspaper with being a single dad to a five-year-old cat.

I'm extremely loyal to my friends and family, unless better ones come along.

These are some things that I like: brunch, travel, sailing, manhattans, complicated board games, antiques, polaroids, menswear blogs, comics, trivia nights, npr podcasts

These are some things that I don't like: sweaters with zippers (it's unnatural), street performers who look like statues, the saying "om nom nom", hands above the head dancing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Squandering it, mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke, making pulled pork (not a euphemism) (maybe a euphemism), Pretty Woman-ing you with a pizza box, and impersonating SNL announcer Don Pardo.

I'm really bad at poaching eggs, though, so that's your job.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The eyepatch
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Paul Pope, Mike Allred, Chris Ware, Grant Morrison, Peter Milligan, Bryan Lee O'Malley

Movies: High Kicks, Lady Terminator, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Traxx, Never Too Young To Die, The Deadliest Prey, Double Team, Birdemic, Cool As Ice, all of the classics

TV: The Wire, Arrested Development, Archer, Please Like Me, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, Community, Venture Bros., Breaking Bad, Drag Race, The Outs, Bored To Death, The Thick Of It, Golden Girls, MST3K

Music: Grizzly Bear, Robyn, Arcade Fire, Solange, Sigur Ros, M83, Broken Social Scene, Beach House, Vampire Weekend, Phoenix, Frank Ocean, The Weeknd, Jessie Ware, Alt-J, Haim

Food: Everything except raisins. I'm still on the fence with craisins.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Thing from "The Fantastic Four"
2. The song "Wild Thing"
3. The board game "Things"
4. Thing from "The Addams Family"
5. Swamp Thing
6. Thing 2 (But not Thing 1)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to be for Halloween
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching ABC's "What Would You Do?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm building a mystery.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating