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ChundahEverywah

22 M Warren, MI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've got issues, but as Tom Leykis would always say, "the crazy ones are better in bed."
What I’m doing with my life
Everything, all at once—and yet, nothing at all.

I can't say it's working out entirely well.
I’m really good at
Pissing people off and getting myself into trouble. Like, seriously—I don't even have to try. It's pretty remarkable.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Are you British?"

"That's a boy's name?"

"But seriously, you're from the UK, right?"
The six things I could never do without
Proper food and drink

A decent wardrobe and haircut

Oasis

The real football, and the culture that comes with it

Cock

Freedom, or some shit like that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why can't society just fucking work? We need Larry David as our dictator.

Why do guys see me as attractive but girls don't see me at all?
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a bantastic night out on the lash.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like pegging. I also like One Direction. I'm not sure which has more stigma surrounding it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like to pose as an aristocrat, just to fuck with people.

You enjoy getting naked—not even necessarily for sexual purposes, but just because you're, like, bored, or whatever.

You're in the mood for a random adventure.

Your loyalty is to Her Majesty The Queen, true ruler of these insolent colonies.

You're into half-fags—particularly if you're a half-dyke.