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27 M Missoula, MT

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This, like me, will be a constant work-in-progress.

I list myself as bisexual because there's no option for queer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved to Missoula to finish my bachelors in forensic anthropology.

After that, I'll be working on an MA, then a PhD, then hopefully doing something that involves looking at bones for the rest of my life. Assuming, of course, that school doesn't drive me stark, raving mad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bioarchaeology and human osteology.

Reciting, from memory, passages from Shakespeare, Sondheim, and Sedaris.


Remembering conversations.

Knitting and sewing.

Singing, though I have no desire to do it professionally.

Knowing where my towel is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little bit bizarre.

If Medusa and Foxy Brown had a love-child, it would have my hair.

Plus, I know more random trivia than any one person should.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
{Coming Soon!}

(That's what she said)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knitting needles
A good book
My laptop
Hot chocolate
A pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolutionary biology, especially in regard to the human foot.

Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"

Writing a novel.

That scratching in my walls.

Swing dancing.

The agonizing loneliness of the human condition in contrast with the utter beauty of the Universe as a whole.



Pies with Pi on them.

More paragraph breaks.

Running away and joining the circus.

Running away and joining real life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably chatting with one of my friends on IM, or doing some reading. I'm actually pretty boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actively working to make your life weirder.

Oh wait, it says "private." Let's see...I have absolutely no problem taking off my clothes in front of a live audience, but I refuse to have any photos taken of me while I'm naked.
You should message me if
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you want to play Calvinball, know how to juggle, or have red hair.
you like quoting things, crafting things, or destroying things.
you think animation is awesome, enjoy acro-yoga, or think surrealism is the best potato-masher.