I'm an extremely calculated and paranoid person.

I'm kind of bitchy and people generally know fast if I don't like them. When I get aggressive, I start using "sir" or "ma'am" to address people.

I generally don't like when guys make comments on looks like "this (general race) is hot" or "nice thighs, you work out?" It opens me up to making comments about beer guts, man boobs, and trying too hard - you open up that can of worms, you better be ready to eat it. Looks don't make much for conversation and really, if that's all a person has going for them then they'll be the first ones eaten if the survivors of the zombie apocalypse have to resort to cannibalism. Everyone else has skills, ya know?

I am the worlds foremost expert on humoring myself.

I'm working on protocols to extract data out of peoples veins. BWAHAHAHA

being stupid.

...mainly my dog. If he's not with me, then usually the fact that I use chemistry jargon in my everyday vocabulary. And if not that, when I speak, I'm pretty pointed...even when I'm trying to be nice.

Flowers for Algernon, almost any book about infectious diseases, Linus Pauling's "Chemistry" Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother was pretty cool, generally lots of things in the realm of hard science fiction and virtually anything by Ira Levin or Kurt Vonnegut

I like most kids stop-motion movies and also sci-fi movies involving a dystopian society.

I don't follow TV shows much. I like The Boondocks, The Critic, Rocko's Modern Life...yep...cartoons. I like Mythbusters and usually anything on the Nat. Geo channel, Animal Planet, or the Discovery Channel.

I like most indie hip hop and anything jazzy.

I eat everything except bitter melon.

Music - how are you suppose to dance without it?
Dancin' sneakers
My dog - I gotta get him cloned
Rice
Seasonal Fruit
Japanese Yams (not the purple ones)

Dancing. Always.

and then,

First, how can I make an older man look younger? Then how can I make that younger-ish looking man look like a drag queen?

at home with a migraine, or out walking my dog trying to get rid of my migraine.

I like dressing a little on the masculine side as I am a big fan of contrast as a design element. Oddly enough, I think it makes any femininity on my face stand out more.

I also like dressing like a barbie.

I also train my dog to scare people I don't like.

And my dog is better than your dog.

You not-so-randomly break out into dances on the street.

You've been told by strangers "I like the way you dance" at least 3-4 times.

If you've gotten a room full of people to start dancing.

You have a dog that does NOT look like a squirrel and could play with my dog.

You want to plan a flash mob.

Learn K-pop dance choreography.

If you can give me recipes for what to do with Herring Cherry Liquor.

...I suppose if you're going through some kind of mental breakdown. I did work as a health teacher. I like helping people in that regard.

Don't bother if...

you're looking for a girlfriend. I'm spoken for.