Swedish. Unnecessarily sarcastic. Self-reliant. Child of the '80s. Not easily impressed. Cheerful. Strong-minded. Truthful.

- I own guinea-pigs and they own my life.
- I read comic books and love video games.
- I travel as often as I can, for as long as my fulltime job will let me.
- I don't believe in any religion but I do believe in afterlife.

I'm a bad speaker but a good writer. I prefer independent single-life over complications and compromises. I admire strong women and people who break traditions and standards. I rather speak my mind than please the majority. I'm a big city girl from a small town world.

Hockey freak. Dinosaur lover. Book worm. Aspiring author. Equality enthusiast. Organized slob. Coca-Cola addict.

I sleep during the days and live during the nights.

Writing; procrastinating; making a fool out of myself in front of other people and laughing about it; video games that feature Donkey Kong or Super Mario; my job.

If I like you, I usually never stop talking. If I don't like you I silently judge you until you get uncomfortable.

Books & Authors: Harry Potter; Lord of the Rings; Alan Moore; Stephen King; The Hunger Games; Michael Crichton; Frank Miller

Movies & TV: Love Actually; Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip; The Office; Arrested Development; Dogma; Con Air; Veronica Mars; The Rock; Jurassic Park; Entourage; The Lord of the Rings; Glee; Community

Music: Coldplay; McFly; The Rolling Stones; Kent; Bruce Springsteen; Robbie Williams; Oasis; Guns n' Roses; ABBA; The Cardigans; Elvis Presley; songs from the '70s and '80s

Food: Indian, Italian and seafood. And pizza and sandwiches and chicken wings and paella. Lamb chops. Pie. Lasagna. Food, yum.

Music; my mother's love; social interactions with sane people; my well-beloved freedom; appreciation from my peers; adventures.

8%: The plot of a book in progress
10%: My job
82%: Imaginary spy missions or other random daydreams

Who knows, none of them are ever the same.

My life tends to - literally - happen to the cliché beat of Don't Stop Believin'. I'm the sidekick in someone else's romantic escapades and the wingman to anyone who's in need of it.

I'm also afraid of bubble gum. Oh, the trauma.

- You fall under the categories above.
- You didn't just look at the pictures.
- You're not looking for online friends, because I'm not.
- You believe in dinosaurs.
- Your first language is English or Swedish and you can spell properly. Bad spelling = dealbreaker.
- You never have a bad word to say about Tommy Salo.

You'll probably message me anyway, but these are strong indications to why I won't reply back.