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25 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:32pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have a propensity for sarcasm, am king of random useless facts, and harbor an abundance of enthusiasm for things that most people would consider mundane or lame.

I'm a huge stand-up comedy fan. I make an earnest effort to go at least once or twice a month.

Apparently I'm also rather poor at summarizing myself.

Classic Shmoseby
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend most of my time trying to find a solid place for bagels in LA. You would think that it would be an easy task in this town.....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, making other people laugh, random accents, thinking I'm a great cook even though I'm not, going on epic adventures, eating my way through Los Angeles like it's my profession

Board games. Taboo, Balderdash, Cranium, Risk, Cards Against Humanity, Life, Clue, Connect 4, you name it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually that "overly friendly/outgoing guy." I don't mind talking to that weird stranger at the bar because hey, who knows, they might have an interesting story to tell

Who am I kidding.... most of the time it's that I look like Jason Biggs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a big fan of Russian literature by the likes of Dostoyevsky, Pushkin, and Tolstoy. Freakonomics. Dawkins. Dystopian novels a la Huxley, Orwell, Wells, Matheson, Vonnegut, and PD James. Chuck Palahniuk. Goodkind. I have a personal life goal of reading The Count of Monte Cristo in its native French one day. A Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones) by George R.R. Martin. The Ender's Game series & Harry Potter were my go-to books as a kid. Calvin & Hobbes still resides on my bookshelf. I also read a lot of industry related books and publications.

Music: Oh man... I have a pretty eclectic taste in music. I run the gamut from Mozart to Zeppelin to Showtek. I have about ~25 hours of "epic" music in a playlist. I've been known to (annoyingly) whistle Sinatra non-stop on set. I recently shot with Milo Green, Two Door Cinema Club, and Alt-J so they're currently my flavors of the week. I usually listen to The XX when I'm color grading or editing. So I would definitely say I'm all over the board with my musical preferences.

This is a great way to spend 12 minutes:

Food: You'd be very hard pressed to find a food that I don't like. I'll eat and enjoy just about everything. But for now, I'll just say bacon and funfetti cake milk shakes from the counter

So I originally had giant lists for the Film & TV sections... then I realized that it took up 2/3rds of my page and I probably should just keep it simple by saying A LOT. To keep it simple, let's just say Game of Thrones & Cosmos. I promise, I still make it out of the apartment and manage to have a life but I'm really in love with visual storytelling and watching tv/film essentially qualifies as "research" for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My job. I love it and I couldn't imagine doing anything else
2) My camera and equipment that allow me to share what I love with everyone else.
3) My family and my friends. I'm fortunate to have some truly amazing people in my life
4) Dogs (Still trying to justify getting one to myself)
5) Food. And not just for the sake of survival. Food is fucking delicious.
6) Epic instrumental movie scores
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What/when my next job will be.
Who actually buys the middle tier gas option.
Why Cee-Lo's hands are so small.
What to do while I'm waiting for a project to render
How much Neil deGrasse just blew my mind while watching Cosmos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing some stand-up, out with friends, on set working, on an impromptu road trip, or enjoying a well deserved night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 4 years old my sister tricked me into eating dried pigeon poop. She feigned eating some and told me how good it tasted... so being an inquisitive 4 year old, I sampled some for myself. Apparently my first words were 'It's crunchy and tastes like chicken." So if you've ever wondered what dried pigeon poop tastes like, now you know.
You should message me if
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You have a keyboard and an active internet connection.

You want to go to Disneyland or star gazing

You can somehow get me into the Magic Castle. I'm 100% serious. I've been trying to go for years now.

Out of all the meals, you think breakfast for dinner (lovingly referred to as "brenner" for the uninformed) is the best meal.

Or you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.