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26 Grand Rapids, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:54pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
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First off, yes it will be awkward when you see me at my work and we will exchange awkward glances, especially if I message you something I think is clever and you don't respond. I like using run on sentences and fragmented sentences. Really I'm just seeing who's around town that I haven't had the opportunity to talk to in person. There's more about me but I don't see much sense in explaining everything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at my favorite job and doing stuff for myself (travel, school, extracurriculars)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing (hip hop dancer for most of my life, don't bring it up because i'm sad I don't do it anymore). Movie knowledge. Video games. I'm quick with a joke (if you think I'm going to follow that up with a Billy Joel reference, kill yourself). I'm great at drinking in moderation and controlling my inhibitions. Though I drink quite a bit (it's my job to tell people what beer tastes like).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My physical presence
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ready Player One is the best book. If you are interested in movies then we can talk later but as a overview I dig... foreign movies of all types, horror movies, thrillers, very old movies, and some shitty movies. I like some specific comedies but I find myself disliking most of the movies released.

For shows of course MST3k, Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, fucking Sherlock is the best show ever, Murphys Law (no not Murphy Brown), Spaced, An Idiot Abroad, Weeds, Testees (only one season before cancellation unfortunately), Most everything HBO has to offer. Then crushing as many amine series as I find enjoyable. Recently this has included Black Butler(finally), rewatching Death Note, SAO, AoT, Mirai Nikki(i really enjoyed this), and if you have any suggestions please shoot them my way.

I love cooking and all foods, but I happen to crave sushi a lot.

Uhh, my music taste is all over the place. Because of my dancing I ended up gravitating toward older hip hop, shitty rap, and soul. I didn't grow up listening to every foreseeable indie group there was, so sorry, I'm not going to be that guy that knows that obscure band that probably isn't even that good but you like them because nobody really knows of them. However, that does not mean I'm picky. Actually, I can enjoy just about everything, so bring it on, show me your favorite bands or artists. I'm very open minded.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, intellectual stimulation, beer/scotch, food/water, air, and I guess affection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I argue with myself in my head alot. Not in a crazy way but as a way to see how someone else thinks. I believe it is a humbling practice and very enlightening. Otherwise, I connect everything someone is saying to me to a pop culture reference (this tends to get blurted out frequently).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What makes Friday so special?
You should message me if
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You have similar interests or even different interests I suppose. Learning from people from different walks of life keeps us humane.